Who would win in a fight between...(chick division)

Feb 11, 1995, 1:17 AM ET15 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Alex Strumpfalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Debbie Gibson vs. L7

The Cycle Sluts from Hell vs. Tiffany

Babes from Toyland vs. Sheena Easton

and in non-video division:

The biker chick vs. Dreama (Don't know who'd win, but I would watch it)

The mud-wrestling chicks vs. Mrs. Stevenson & Dr. Floss

Feel free to add on new additions to this list. ;-)

Alex

"The only thing cooler than bands that get lots of chicks are bands that scare chicks." -Beavis
dopeyMattalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In article , [email] (Matt) wrote:

Let's face it, guys, Buzzcut can kick just about anyone's ass. The only one I can think of that could possibly be a challenge is Thor (The big bouncer dude that always used to kick the crap out of B&BH). What do you think:

Buzzcut vs. Thor

In article UofO (dopey) writes:

Well, Thor isn't exactly human, wasn't he the Ape-Man in that freak show episode? Anyway, I think Buzzcut would still win with his marine special forces training, though it'd be close.

Hmmm, that's a good one. I say Buzzcut hasn't actually had to kick anyone's ass in a long time, while Thor gets daily practice. So, I think Thor would win then and there, but Buzzcut might come back with whatever he needs to finish the job, depending on his mood.

Okay, try this one on for size......

Clark Cobb vs. Mr. Anderson

(Remember, Clark has the Christian Business Men's Association (??) on his side)

keith

All four of them vs. her? Get real.

This is a joke, isn't it?

Ditto

Come on!

Hmmm....Mrs. Stevenson is in good shape, but I'll have to go with the mud-wrestling chicks.

How about the Cycle Sluts vs. Vixen?

No one would dare attack the Great Cornholio!!

Aaron Miami, FL "The city of [Miami] was built on a stagnant swamp [100] years ago, and very little has changed. IT stank then, and it stinks now."-- Lisa Simpson

Debbie Gibson, cos my friend Chris would help her out. He says he wants to "protect" her.

Cycle sluts, easy unless Tiffany got the Bangles to help her out.

Sheena. She's Scottish and they are all well hard up there.

I reckon on Dreama. All these hippies know tai chi and stuff.

who?

Lady Di and Brigitte Neilsen

Elizabeth Hurley and Cindy Crawford.

Roseanne and Sly Stallone's mom.

[email]@vaxxine.com wrote:

Beavis n Butthead at the same time -- that was cool!

Dumb ass, that is because Beavis and Butthead are the epitome of wussiness. Buzzcut is 180 degrees out from that, he is the epitome of ass kicking!

Jeffrey K. Stier

On 24 Feb 1995, Joe Manfre wrote:

Naaah -- once Anderson got into one of his war stories, Cobb would wax orgasmic over the "...fine work you veterans did for this here country," and apologize. Then they'd shake hands, and Cobb would invite him to chaperone the Loaves 'n' Fishes Cookout where he'd serve as a "shining example of citizenship" for Stewart and the other members of the youth group.

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