T.P SHORTAGE

Nov 6, 19961 post by 1 posteralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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I recently intercepted this transmition and I think all need to see it.

\  To:    President Bill Clinton
\  From:  Area 51
\  Re:    T.P. Removal Program
\
\ 	Mr. President,
\
\		The reason for this transmission is to update you on
\	the T.P. shortage.  As we feared the Greys have developed a
\	T.P.-melting weapon.  We estimate that within 24 hours, all
\	nations T.P. will be desimated.  We have begun cerculating the
\	three seashells to every restaurant, truckstop, and Gas Station
\	in Washington and Maryland.  Hopefully the people will not miss
\	their beloved T.P.
\
\					Signed,
\						Raymond Berning
\						C.E.O of Area 51

I know this is a dessaster, but please remain calm. Please don't panic. I repeat DON'T PANIC!!!

	Cmnd. Bunghole
	United States Secret Service