Well, here it is. What do you think about a new sit-com based on the '50s "Leave it to Beaver" called now "Leave it to Beavis"? I think it has a good ring to it. Starring, obviously, Beavis as "the Beavis". I still haven't figured out what the opening scene should look like: should Beavis live in an average suburban home, or in the slums? Anyway, the first episode could start like this (put in the um's and huh's and dah's where you like): Beavis: Hey ma, did Butthead call? B's mom: No, why do you ask, my dear boy? B: Well, we're s'posed ta work on a school project, remember, like we did on that '60's gunk, when we collected the most money. For this project, we're gonna do some chemistry experiments in the school. B's mom: Oh, how nice of you to go to school once in a while. B: Well, tomorrow it won't be thar. (Doorbell rings, Bh cums in). B: Where've you been, ya fartknocker? Your timing is pathetic. Bh: A strange thing happened on the way here. ... . . . You get the idea. Maybe Barney, the elephant (or whatever the hell it is) can be in a few scenes, and Dan Quayle, Joey Buttafuoco and Tammy Bakker can all talk about family values w/ da boyz. Do they have girlfriends? Wilt Chamberlain can give 'em a few tips.
Gabor