Most of the following is made up, but what the hell, someone's probably thinking it anyway!
Today on the front page of USA Today: American Airlines, in response to the strike by flight attendants, has started to hire new attendents, firing the striking ones. The president of the Flight Attendents union was quoted as saying," We're all getting fired, and it's all because of that dang _Beavis and Butthead_." She claimed that the CEO of American Airlines was heard to say," Fire 'em. Heh, heh. Fire's cool!" MTV, in response, issued this statement, "We can't help it if he's got all the old episodes on tape. We've sold out to the PC crowd all we can." There has been no word from the CEO, but soures say the blond haired man, who hangs around with a brown haired guy with braces, has said in the past that he and his friends crowning achievement in life has been seeing naked people.