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Who else thinks Daria's cute?

[email] (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:

She's a babe! I wonder if she'd wanna wrestle. huhuh uhuhuh hu hu!

She's magically babelicious (I agree with someone else that BnB are the Wayne and Garth of cartoonland).

BTW, why does your dog look like a cat... "Dogs are cool!"

[email] (Joe Centenni) writes:

I agree! Her voice sounds cool too! He he he huhu uh hu!

*SCHWING!!!* Diarreah, cha cha cha!!!

Jamie

Totally, her voice reminds me of Dana Delaney. pant, pant. I could totally go for her if she was real person.

I don't know if last night's (Thursday, Aug 5) episode was new if I just
hadn't seen it before, bet the At the Movies episode had me and my brother
ROTF. B&B drop a stick of dynomite down a toilet (they must have the same
supplier as Vince Coleman) at the drive-in. All the plumbing in the snack
bar explodes, causing havoc. During the chaos, B&B steal all the candy
from the snack-bar. Later, we see them stuffing their faces when a security
guard (rent-a-cop) comes over to them. He accuses them of blowing up the
toilet and says B&B should have more respect for the law. Then he starts
twirling around his gun like he's hot shit, and he shoots his foot, sending
his toes flying into Butthead's lap. Butthead holds the toes in his hand
and says:
	This little piggy went to the market,
	This little piggy stayed home,
	This little piggy had roast beef,
	And this little piggy (pointing at the rent-a-cop) shot a fat hole
		in his foot.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Classic, I wish I was taping it. I plan to record the moron-a-thon and hopefully will be able to post sounds in Macintosh format next week.

In [email] (Joseph Manuel Finete) writes:

The best part of this is Beavis's reply:

Yer a genius, Butthead.

Steve Miller ([email]) wrote:

Maybe I have the uncensored version, but the quote goes something like

"And this little piggy shot a big-ass hole through his foot!"

-Taylor

As far as I know, there is no censored version of this episode. I just misquoted it.

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Actually, the way I heard it was "shot a big ass hole in his foot." This is the only time they've gotten away with saying "asshole" (sort of) on the show...

Uhh... the best quote would like have to be from beavis.....

FIRE!!!!

FIRE!!!!!!

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So endth the lesson, dude.

--ryan

Yeah I know, fartknocker, I wrote this message a God damn month ago.

Yeah, that would be COOL.

But she's afraid of our love. huh huh mmm huh heh huh

She's not bad, she got that artsy look that I like but...

The Doc that Butthead, or is it Beavis, moons is better looking.

(I'm talking about the looks of cartoons, I need a life.)

In article [email] (Richard J Boyde) writes:

I believe the woman upon whom Daria is based is named Sue and works at Lockheed Sanders. Paul, do you concur??

T.P.

In article [email] (Tony Pendenza) writes:

Yeah, heh..hmmmm....hehheh. Like, she kinda acts like her and stuff. Hmmmm... hehheh. But it's her VOICE that gives a woodrow...

Hey, Butthead, why are you so interested in my butt? Hmmm...hehheh...hmmm

Paul "like, real busy at work, Tony?" M.

She's cool. She's like Suzie in Calvin & Hobbes. (As a teenager, that is)

Bekki Lyn

************************************************************ "Today is within my reach, and tomorrow is so illusive But I'm still chasing time through increasing disillusion Forever living for the future of an illusion."

Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead: 6-Aug-93 Re: diarrhea by BEKKI [email]

Wow! And I though me and Hobbes were the only ones with the hots for Suzie! (no I'm not implying that our good friend BEKKI LYN has the hots for Suzie.)

Jon

[email] (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:

I do :) and it cracked me up to see her sitting between B and B watching videos at the end of the science class episode.

-dave

Diarrhea cha cha cha!!

I do!! And I thought I was the only one!

Kevin

Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead: 6-Aug-93 diarrhea by Vance R. [email]

Daria is probably the only "normal" regular character on the show.
Everyone else is either extreme, funny-steriotypical, or just plain
weird.  Plus she's smart.  Daria is my dream woman - come to Butthead
Daria.  I think Daria would be cuter if she wore tight shorts and a top
that showed off the bottom of her thingies -
    huh huh uh huh huh.
    Yeah! heh heh heh m heh  I like when you can see the bottom of their
            thingies.  heh heh  heh.

Daria, do you get periods?

Jon

Butthead, why don't you see how much friction you can create by digitally oscillating your weiner.

J-Dog
"This is a job for................STUPENDOUS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

huh huh huh huh eh he h eh he h eh hehe That was cool.

This is why Daria is so cool. She's vastly more intelligent than B&B, but she is not sickened or repulsed by them. Also, B&B are very comfortable around her; I can't see them asking the motorcycle babe if she gets periods. Butthead: Uh, excuse me while I go spank my monkey.

--Pete