**SERIOUS JOB OFFER** work out of house as email processor

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Hi everyone. My name is Saria and I'm looking to show the world how much of a dumbass I am by spamming. Watch Johnny report my sorry ass to [email] and [email] and see my account get nuked.

Appropriate admins notified.

Buh-bye!

JP

Johnny Profaci wrote in message ...

Uhhh, it's Daria..... diarrhoea, cha cha cha

Come to Antonia

Johnny Profaci wrote:

You should try port surfing the basturd instead of reporting him in.

uhuh so you'd like to *surf his port*, eh? uhuh porthole surfing uhuh butthole surfers ehehe

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Sorry GCRU, i did'nt mean to like turn you on, but its not butt port surfing that i was talking about. I'm talking about TCP/IP port surfing Daemons and stuff. You can like use your web browser to view the contents of some ones hard drive and do stuff like look at the porn that he has to deleting everything on it. Its pretty kewl and stuff but i'm not like saying i've done it before cuz its kind of like illegal.

In article Evil Beavis writes:

Now, now Evil Beavis... this port surfin' you write about is like damned near impossible to do from your web browzer... butt like, if you used telnut... oops... nevermind.

;)

Cat wrote in message ...

writes:

surfing

and

hard

everything on

cuz

near

Uhhh, um, if you use a BO script you can do it from your browser with telnut..... not that I've done that. And not that I even know that. Don't mind me....

Come to Antonia

ass to

In article "Antonia the NachoQueen" writes:

and now we've provided the basics for alternative annoyances... or something. mheh eheheheheh

butt like, uh... don't mind me either....

Cat

In article , Cat writes

You mean smack his ass on ports 23, 25, 80, 110, 119 and 6667 [1]? A few hundred connections to each one should teach the buttmunch a lesson... >:)

[1]: Telnet, SMTP, HTTP, POP3, NNTP, IRC

In article Tom Bird writes:

Uh... mheh heheheheheh... whoa yeah... and we didAnt even mention pinging the sumbeotch continiously for like, 10,000,000 packets/per ping thingie.

Cat