Church of Beavis SUCKS!

I just wanted to say that the church of Beavis Christ really suck! I've paryed- and they haven't answered it! And then I submitted a confession- and they didn't reply to that either! There is no God! And it sucks! They suck! I am no longer a believer!

Hey Dedi! "THE STREETS SHALL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS!"..

emhehehehehee... that ruled!! emhehehe..

[email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

Repent! And stop doing stuff that sucks, Dedi!!

Beavis Christ Rules!!!!

JeffMo

Are you threatening me?

Dedi Shy wrote in article ...

You dumbass, you're supposed to include $5 and some nachos with your prayer.

I, like, confessed and stuff and they told me to say three 'I am the great Cornholios' and two 'TP for my Bungholes'

They also teach you this cool chant to use in times of stress - eheehehehe eheheheh eheheeeeehheheheh.

In article , Dedi Shy writes

Your confession must have really sucked, which is why they never replied. Think yourself lucky, if they had, they'd have kicked your ass!

"Never trust a short man, his brains are too near his bottom" - Noel Coward

What the hell is the church of Beavis Christ dumbass?

On 6 Sep 1996 22:36:42 GMT, W.B. wrote:

I think its where they worship by licking beaver or something

[email] (Richard Johnson) wrote:

B - "Heh heh heh....'licking beaver'...heh heh heh"

BH - "Shut up, Beavis! You never even got to 'first base!' with a chick!"

B - "Heh heh, eh heh heh...Hey Butthead! Wanna see me get to 'third base'....with my wiener! .....eh heh heh, heh heh....

[under his breath] Little Beavis, sliding into third....."

BH - "Beavis! Put that thing away before I kick your ass!!"

p.s. visit the Church at:

Oooh...sounds like my kind of place...

W.B. wrote:

Church of Beavis Christ may be found at:

http://www.cfw.com/~steven8r/

Thankyoudrivethru...

In article [email] (John Strong) writes:

Yeah, what John or something said! Like, if you don't know...uhhh...emeheheheheheheheheheheh

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

In article Dedi Shy writes:

Dearest Dedi,

You must have faith in Beavis Christ. Like, when you prayed, Beavis Christ might have been trying to take a *PooP* or something cool and couldn't answer your prayer right away. Keep the faith or something.

As far as your confession... if you'll share it with the group, perhaps we can help absolve your sinz. emeheheheheheheheheheh.... yeah! that would RULE!!!

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

Cat wrote:

Oh yeah. So it's like:

Forgive me father for I have sucked. I have watched a winger video. But now I have seen the light. It's in my pants.