We'd like to know.
Who here has had sex?
Nov 27, 199721 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Does monkey-spanking count? :^)
yeh... sex with Rosie Palm counts.. uh uh it'd better count! ;)
yeah, and not only with Rosie Palm, but also her five daughters! ;^)
Here we are, all together as we sing our song, JOYFULLY....
I painted this cat's butt once.
Hey, baby. You wanna come blow my horn? It's a honker!
In article , [email] wrote:
i score all the time. doesn't everyone?
[email] wrote in article ...
DSJ says: I have never had sex. I am a virgin and darn proud of it.
Is that you Stewart?!
"Demona Juarez" writes:
Virginity SUCKS! How can you be proud of it?
If you get laid, you can't watch BEavis and Butthead!!
And Fuck OFF, Mike Judge!
"All will be joy-smiths and their task shall be to beat out laughter from the ringing anvil of life" -- Jack London
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no way!!!! I have sex all the time and stiil watch B&B!!!
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On 30 Nov 1997 01:14:56 GMT, "Demona Juarez" wrote:
Hey, baby. Why not let a REAL man show you how to do it? Uh huh huh, uh huh huh.
I did once.... Beavis's mom is a slut!
Oh, and then there was that time during the tornado. I also got some at the movie theater. When I had a beard I got some at the mall. When I was getting a haircut I got some too. It was cool. I saw the top of the mountain. I felt this girl's breast at the art museum. I scored twice at the minimart Friday. I'm a stud.
You said "sex"! (huh huh huh) =)
Red wrote in article ...
Hey, aren't you that Nazi bastard?
Yeah, I've broken the flaps (huhuh) meself a few times, y'know how it is.
Hamstie wamstie
FORNICATORS!!! Its, sick...sick, I tell you! You with your ...firm... young... succulent... flesh, (pant,pant) desirous and depraved with lustful thoughts! (thrusting and releasing) Who would think of committing such acts of wanton FORNICATION... (diddle,diddle) I don't know...maybe SATAN???
Saturday Night Live's 'Church Lady', ...right? I love that show!
While we're on the topic of sex, I thought I'd share an expierience I had just the other night. To tell the truth, it's kind of painful and a little hard to talk about (huh,huh,--I said "hard"). To make a long story short, I had a wild night of passion with my chick, but was a little too rough with her. I ended up poking a couple holes in her and all the air leeked out, so I guess that's the end of that. Oh, well.
mehheh hehheh ... sounds like you need to spend the bucks for the new "Cindy 5000" hehheh mehehheh ;)
Love means never having to say, "Where's the patches?"