The Butt-logna Song!

My Butt-logna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R My Butt-logna has a second name It's P-O-O-P-E-R

And if you _ASS_ me, That's what I'll say, 'Cause Oscar Pooper has a way with B-U-T-T-L-O-G-N-A!!

[email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

Oh, I'd love to play with Oscar Meyer's weiner That is what I'd truly like to do For if I played with Oscar Meyer's weiner Oscar's balls would no longer be blue

(I think I'll have a buttlogna sandwich now...)