My Favourite Butthead Quote

: :Butthead is like a god, not thee god, but maybe one of those

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In a previous article, [email] (Leslie Rampey) says:

Leslie, "The more things change the more they suck!" Dave

.... And in a similar vein, in response to a video that sucked:

"Stop, in the name of all that which does not suck."

__________ Chris [email]

"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk drive?"

General Failure is a wuss, he read my Hd once so I kicked him in the Nads..

huh hu hu hu hu...

Adam. Help, I've run out of Nachos...

My favorite:

Butthead calls the injury lawyer helpline on TV and says

"Yeah, I have a large crack in my butt"

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stepdad?" Butthead: "Not if his name was Woody!"

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What about when the coach is grilling the guys and he asks them "how do you guys know i'm a man?"

To which B/H replies "Uh cause you've got testicles".

Or when they're making the pool for Arnold and B/H drives the dozer into the hole.He tries to drive out and on successfully doing so he says;

"I'm out,I'm back" as he slides back in.

Cracks me up!

I forget what video it is (or episode, for that matter), but it goes something like this:

BH: This guy's wearin' those shiny pants.

(LONG PAUSE)

BH: Hey, Beavis, wouldn't it be cool if we could shine OUR pants?

Beavis: I do shine my pants.

BH: Huh, huh...you said douche.

-Freaking hilarious!