Here are a couple of new meanings for "TP":
PC programmer: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I need Turbo Pascal for my bunghole!
Internet Junkie: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I need TCP/IP for my bunghole!
I just realised the other day that "TP" was also "Turbo Pascal" and thought of the first one. (Boy, I've been watching too much B'n'B haven't I? :-) ) If you can think of more along the same pattern, post them here!
Thank you, drive through, Patrik.