Now that we have many UK readers, I thought it was time to bring out this classic again.
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*(ahem)* the House of Beavis players present:
"A Cockney Beavis & butt-Head" ---------------------------------------------------------------------
"Let's get Stuart on the dog and bone, so we can scream at 'im."
"yeh, then we can go round to 'is 'ouse, and kick his bollocks in"
"yeh, that would be spot-on, mate."
"Fuckin' right, pal!"
"Wait, I need the spatula. Where is it, dick-head?"
"Up the apples & pears, in my rose-in-bloom"
"Cheers, pal!"
"Yeh, Stuart's an iron, he's a bit too ginger for my liking. Let's give 'im what-for!"
"Right you are, mate! Let's do it, right after we drink this cup of rosey-lee"
THE END (see below for translations) Copyright-some English wuss -----------------------------------------------------------------
Translations of Cockney Rhyming slang (uh uh "cock-ney" uh uh)
dog & bone - telephone apples & pears - stairs bollocks - nads iron - iron fender, bender (slang for homosexual) ginger - ginger beer, queer (slang for homosexual) what-for - give him hell, a good beating rosey-lee - tea (cup of tea) rose in bloom - room