Where is everybody? Post dammit, POST! or I'll put the psycho dog on yo'ass... beyotch!
HEY!
Jun 2, 2004, 5:38 PM ET10 posts by 5 posters
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"Abraham Simpson" schreef in bericht news:[email]
No. He's digging pits all over the yard. He's probably digging for oil or something... black gold... Texas tea. I'm beginning to suspect he's not as stupid as he looks. Next thing I know the bastard gets rich with MY oil, and then goes off scoring... DAMMIT! I'm never gonna get any. OTOH, he produces quite nice turds... I better steal them before he starts eating them and put them up for auction at Ebay.
This new aghasee doggie sounds pretty cool, IMO
Yeah, that dog rules. My dog ate cat crap once. And she ran out the front door and right into my neighbors living room. She also fetches empty plastic beer bottles and steals peoples drinks when they aren't looking. http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/bnb/beerdog.jpg http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/bnb/hardlemonadedog.jpg Not nearly as cool as the rabbit chasing, briar patch busting, and digging for oil.
Abe, youre STILL alive???? Die already, will you?!
I always thought it might be very funny to take a crap in the cat litter box.... then watch the cat's reaction when he discovers it. ehehheh
:-P
"Argy" <"Living "@The.Beach> wrote in message news:[email]...
Soooo, set up the camcorder and get started!!!
"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:n2wvc.188$[email]
Yea!!! What are you waitin' for?
"Abraham Simpson" schreef in bericht news:[email]
No, some asswipe named him Tyco, but I think I'm gonna give him a new name... Psycho. That would be more according to his behaviour. mhehehh... PSYCHO, c'mon boy! ....WHHRAAF... MUNCH.... Oww! Asswipe! I think I'm gonna make one of them home videos, you know, with like the soundtrack from Apocalypse Now!... mhehheh
Rottweilers are cool.
"Abraham Simpson" schreef in bericht news:[email]
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Yeah, and they don't bite yer hand clean off when you spank them...
"aghasee" wrote in message news:...
So what you're saying is that walking your dog is better than spanking your monkey?