The Secret part 3!

Feb 7, 2003, 9:27 PM ET17 posts by 6 posters
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King Turd

Check it out dudes! Remember awhile back when I posted..hehe.posted..oh yeah..posted about getting a puppy cause all checks swoon over puppies and want to talk to you and stuff? Well, me and dogness have been going to this dog skool where you teach the dog to listen to you and not jump and run and bite and drool and pee and poop where they shouldent and stuff...like, o-bee-dee-ence skool...well, theres *chicks* at o-bee-dee-ence skool! Lots of chicks! GUYS, I'M TELLING YOU, PUPPIES ARE ***THE SECRET**!!!!!! THE F'N SECRET!!! And one chick was kind of hot and we've hung..mhehe..hung..out a few times since we started at the o-bee-dee-ence skool....but the coolest thing of ALL is she digs BnB! She even remembers Liquid TV and Frog Baseball and stuff...how cool is that??! Like, she never even heard of usenet and a.tv.bnb but I'll let that go I guess....we like, went out to a club and drank edge last weekend and got our groove on, then went back to my place....mhehehe....I wish I could say "I SCORED!" but I was all gentleman-like and stuff, didn't put the smooth moves on...but we did watch the 1st VCD of the badass KT BnB VCD set and drink some more edge and stuff after we got to my pad..and she was into it and stuff and laughed and crap...and like, even though I didn't score, I almost copped a feel..mehheh... And she like, sat by me and stuff....mheheh. And we're going out again tomorrow night...mhehe...it really gonna happen! Mhehehe! Well..hopefully.... On another note something I thought might be kind of cool was for the Buttland Citizens, and even the lurkers, on atvbnb to have one of those geek web sites where we could have pictures and crap...and I like, volenteer to.mhehe..get it up..mhehe...if anyone wants to email me pictures and stuff to put up, I will... I just now started it off by some pictures of Your Turdliness, if anyone wants to add to it, email me and stuff at stopthat-at-hotmail-dot-com....figure it out, dude...http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/atvbnb.html for the suckass KT photos that I have there now..I'm still too lame to have a digital camera yet, so these are the only cool photos I gots yet, but I will add some soon since I'm browsing ebay for a good deal for a camera since I gots some extra cheeze and stuff this month...yeah! Money!! moneY!!! flow. scribbage. dollaz! yeaaah, foo! 'sall about 'da binjamanz!

Hung DongKing Turd

Thats kewl, but you might want to get some as soon as possible. Cuz like what if your dog were to hump her leg or something. Then it would be like he scored first.

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King TurdHung Dong

"Hung Dong" wrote in message news:cM11a.1886$B%[email]...

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Good point. Its a chick dog, so it doesn't normally hump stuff...but if she humped her leg, that would make her a lesbian dog.

Ralph the RoverHung Dong

On Fri, 7 Feb 2003 23:50:30 -0700, "Hung Dong" wrote:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chaosKing Turd

whoa!

I'm going to get, like, five dogs. It'll probably work better than making fake psychotic personal ads like this:

http://chaos.corrupt.net/notes/misc/abomination/

(You can use that picture for your page, dude.)

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King Turdchaos

Cool, did you duct tape that camera to the wall? I need to get one of those. Then if I were to score, I could take photos and start kingturd.com and charge people $19.99 and get money, chicks, and respect, then more money, then more chicks.

chaosKing Turd

KingTurd wrote:

Yup. It's way better than calling someone and saying, "Dude, I need you to photograph me -- but that doesn't mean I don't like chicks and stuff!"

Ohh, yeah. I heard that in America, you're supposed to the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. Or something. That Homer dude said it. "Ay carumba!" Huh, huh, huh.

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Ralph the Roverchaos

On Sat, 08 Feb 2003 14:00:55 GMT, [email] wrote:

Wait a minute, what does "you're supposed to the sugar" mean???

chaosRalph the Rover

"you're supposed to get the sugar" is what I meant. Typing sucks.

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Ralph the Roverchaos

On Sun, 09 Feb 2003 03:57:46 GMT, [email] wrote:

Ok, thanks. It's all perfectly clear now. :-)

King Turdchaos

By the way, great stuff, lmao!

DIABOLICKing Turd

Cool KT.. mailed u a pic

http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/atvbnb.html for the suckass KT
Ralph the RoverKing Turd

On Fri, 7 Feb 2003 21:27:35 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

That rules! She is probably on some womyns' chat board telling them all about the woooonderful man she met!! Hehe.

Huh, huh, pictures of me are too scary!

Huh, huh, "scribbage" that ruled!

King TurdRalph the Rover

I doubt it, she's kind of nutty, after we got a few beers in us this time she started talking kind of psychoish and stuff. Not like Charles Manson psycho, but just a little too out there for me I guess. I mean, I'm kind of f'd up and all, don't get me wrong, but I'm at least somewhat mentally stable and don't have substance abuse crap problems...at least not since high school or maybe my 1st year or 2 of college.......

Yeah, me too, maybe thats why I keep getting outbid on ebay on every digital camera I try to buy, people are like "NOOOOOO!! Thats that king turd dude, I'll pay 2 times what this crap is worth to keep his photo off the internet ....

Ralph the RoverKing Turd

On Sun, 9 Feb 2003 16:05:28 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:

Oh, crap! Well at least she goofed up and let it slip she was nutty like before there was some expensive commitment or something. Usually they act all nice for a while. Or so I heard!

Yeh, I have to wait til 15 seconds are left, then I bid. The other day I must of made some chick cry, she was about to win some crap at 2.00 and then in the last minute I beat her by .25 hehe. Tough luck, lady!

Hung DongKing Turd

"KingTurd" wrote in message news:0hz1a.11354$[email]...

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But those pyscho chicks for the best. Especially if they have multiple personality. Cuz its like your doing more than one chick at the same time or something. Never gets dull. :D

DIABOLICKing Turd
Hey KT.. If that chick aint dumped u yet because beards went out in the 70's .. Get a pic of u two together for the altbnb site!! http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/atvbnb.html