unedited episode

Aug 5, 199616 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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hello all, there is an episiode I am unsure if it was edited. It was the episode where the power plant blows up a transformer, and beavis and butthead direct trafic. I recall seeing a truck with matches and one with gas head on, am I wrong on the episode or am I correct, thank you in advance terry wilson [email]

I thought you said you were going away.  I would like to take this moment to
escort your sorry ass outta here by firmly yet swiftly kicking your ass THROUGH the
door. As your head shields the brunt of the blow from the rest of your body, the door
shatters from its hinges into a spray of splinters, the largest of which ruptures your
spincter and becomes embedded in your bunghole.  As if by magic, a new door appears in
the opening from which my foot just booted your now bleeding but limp with pleasure
Dan-on-a-stick ass out of, on which hangs...hangs..hehe.. a sign with the message: "you
suck forever. you will suck tomorrow.  you will suck on your 16th birthday. the
remainder of your pathetic life will suck.   you will suck when you die.  on your
tombstone the message will say 'Here lies KBDKBeav. He even sucks under here.' your
bones will suck.  The dirt in which you are buried will suck. neither Heaven nor hell
will let you in because you suck.  You will be doomed to eternal damnation in
suckpergatory, known forever by all as "the boy who sucked."  heheh...
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Dude, I'd like to personally shout out to the world that YOU ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY RRRRRRUUUUUUULLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'd also like to inoculate you or something for being named a Knight of Buttland.

Welcome to Buttland!

By the way, KBDKBeav, if you're reading this, you suck, You Suck, YOU SUCK! I thought we told you to not let the door hit you on th= e way out! I forgot...King Turd just sent your sorry ass flying out the door.

As the old song says, "Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more!"

Laytur, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee

I don't think that you guys are grasping reality very well. You aren't here to do anything to me, you never will be. I suck? You have time to make hollow, ridiculous threats towards me and I suck. That don't add up too well. Maybe you folks should go back to college for another 6 years.

In article [email] (JackMomma3) writes:

emehehehe..ehehehehe...ehehehehehehe

It seems like you have finally realized your uhhh... place in suck-ciety or something.

Thankyoudrivethroughyourbutt.

UHhhhh.. yeah.. but I think we all know what you're grasping.. huhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuh.. and I think you're doing it very well.. uhhh uhhuhhuhmmhuhummmmhuhhhuhuhuh... buttknocker..

Stuart? Stuart is that you? ....buttknocker...

Collllll...uhhhh...colllllege?? What the hell is that? Uhhh huhuhuhhuh uhhhh.. oh... I remember making colleges in art class.. Yeah.. that sucked... we had to like, cut out these stupid magazine pictures.. uhhhhh.. and then like glue em on constrictive paper. It was stupid. Yeah..

JackMomma3 wrote:

Alright KBeavDan, this has gone on long enough. Time to boot your ass out the door again. You came here and insulted CherylAnn, Allison, and pretty much everyone else who's cool here. That alone deserves a severe ass kicking. But then you *continued* to act like a dillhole. If you want to make friends, pissing people off is not the way. No matter how many times you change your name, you still suck. That IS reality and I have a firm grasp of it, as firm as the kick on your ass as you are escorted out again.

You aren't here to do anything to me, you never will be.

Nope, Im not HERE to do anything to YOU, thats just a side interest of mine. Im here to have fun. Make fun of stuff. Talk about *poop*. But when you act like a dick you ask to get flamed. Thats what happens. Act like dick = Ass Kicking

Well, yeah.

Yeah, I have time to do that! And, well, I couldent have said it better...

out grammar errors, but I felt it was necessary here.

Nah, maybe you should go back to your AOL "Member Rooms"...(hehehehe..hey baby, got room for another *member*?...mhehehehe) for another 6 years and get off atvbnb. At least until you learn how to not suck.

[refer to the reply to your original post..... *here*]

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JackMomma3, TAnderson, whatever you change your AOLoser account name to, DAN GALLIE FROM MICHIGAN, it still does'nt change the fact = that YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, ad infinitum!

Reality is me kicking you in the face after John or something and King Turd take turns kicking you in the nads and ass, and watching= you turn into a sniveling piece of worthless protoplasm.

Fellow Buttlanders, is there anything else above and beyond "Felcher of the Week"?

Laytur, Paul

In article Paul Merca writes:

Yeah! what Paul says! eheheheheheheheh

Whoa! That would RULE! Put the smack down on his ass! ehehehehehehehe

"Twink of the Year" emehehehehehehehe

eheheheheheheh... KICK HIM!!! KICK HIM!!! USE THE TAZER!!! Whoa! ehehehehehehe

"Grab your Glocks when you see 2Pak" ehehehehehehehehehehehe

CherylAnn

In article [email] (KBDKBeav) writes:

If I was a dude, I'd tell you that I've got your 2Pac swingin' !

Of course, you probably wouldn't understand that.

Thankyoudrivethroughyourbutt

In article [email] (John Strong) writes:

Oh yeah...eheheheheheheheheh... nutted-up!

Whoa! THAT RULES! ehehehemehehehmehehehehehehe

CherylAnn

[email] (KBDKBeav) wrote:

And thank you, Mr. Anal Gallie! Geez, I don't know if I could sleep at night knowing that one of my fellow Buttlanders misspelled the *nom du (c)rap* of some convicted felon and alleged musician.

Thanks again, Dan! What would we do without you? We'd have to like go find someone else's ass to kick or something...

Dan Gallie whose parents have that sucky AOL luser online service opined:

About as well as you grasp your weiner.

Well, no, we're here hoping for intelligent commentary and that you go away. Not necessarily in that order.

This is not a question.

Lay off the crappacino, dude, your Cornholio complex is showing again. And yeah, you do suck.

That don't sound like good riting neither. Spare us.

Now that's an idea...maybe we'll still be there by the time you get there. We could um like take a class together and then like we could kick your ass in person or something.

(Now wipe off your nose and go to the Nickelodeon home page or something.)

Mr, Turd, you royal high-ness...... uh uh uh

That ass-kicking absolutely ruled....ehehehehehehehe

Especially that phrase..."your sorry Dan-on-a-stick-ass" ehehehehe

I laughed my yamaha, err. I mean my hyamaka off laughing at that one..

You, my son, are kosher, in my book.

Shame about that forskin, though...I could get you a good deal with a

local moil, should you decide to convert....

Jack Kingoff The Dancing Rabbi

"Dradel, dradel, dradel"