Wasted on Non-alcoholic beer

Mar 21, 19964 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Heres a good way to get wasted on Non-Alcoholic beer. First, put a six pack of Bottles (NO CANS) in the freezer for a day or until completely frozen. Then put six pack in oven at highest temperature possible. (DO NOT USE MICROWAVE OVEN) Leave in oven as long as possible. I usually put six pack in a large pan before putting in oven since I let them cook until one bursts open. Wait until they are cool enough to handle then place them in the sunlight. Prepare a mixture of baking powder and sugar in one bowl (about one cup) and a mixture of vinegar and honey (to kill the taste of vinegar) in another. Boil a large pot of water. Find a second pot (or bowl) that'll fit into that one. Place the vinegar and honey mix in the 2nd pot and place pot in the boiling water in the first pot. When the temperature of the mixture is almost at the boiling point, Dump the water out of the first pot and put the mixture thats in the second pot into the first pot. Make sure that the second pot is now completely empty and clean and put the mixture of baking powder and sugar in the second pot. You will not need to use all of the five remaining non-alcoholic beers so you may substitute the water that was used originally with one of them since they will tend to boil faster than water and at a lower temperature. Open three bottles and pour them into a third pot and mix them good. Place the third pot in the freezer and freeze it until frozen. Take the second pot which contains the powder mixture and add 8 cups of water. Mix that up good and pour into 1/2 measuring cup. Empty the rest since it won't be used. Empty the first pot of mixture into the second pot (which should be cleaned and emptied). Take everything and mix it all together in a large container. Clean out the first pot and put the mixture in there. Take the second pot (also after cleaning) and fill with water. Put whatever is left in the bottles into the third pot. Dump the first pot of mixture somewhere. Mix together the second and third pots into the first pot. Let cool. Serve over ice if preferred.

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A great way to get pissed cheaply, I was once told, is to buy a bottle of methylated spirits and filter it through a french loaf (cut the top and bottom off). When collected at the other end it is safe to drink.

Quite frankly I would also prefer to run into a wall half a dozen times.

Dave Edwards British beef IS safe....honest!