Every problem has a solution that hasn't been thought of, and like I have a problem. My nads itch. We need to invent the NadScratcher 2000, any ideas?
KT
Nadscratcher 2000
Sep 19, 2002, 9:25 PM ET8 posts by 3 posters
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"King Turd" wrote in message news:%Jui9.244849$[email]...
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Yeah! Imagine the commercial campaign:
Are you fed up with pubic hairs under your fingernails??? Are you tired of getting out of your lazy chair to scratch your nads??? Do you want to be able to scratch your nads AND drive safely with two hands on the wheel??? Do people stare at you when you scratch your nads in the supermarket???
NadScratcher 2000 is the solution! (Orders are placed by NASA to relieve the astronauts of nadscratching on future mars expeditions)
--State-of-the-art high-tech design --Discrete nadscratching day and night --Battery operated (contact us for the high-powered mains version) --Large capacity pubic hair tank --Simple operation (users manual included in 36 major languages) --Ease of maintenance --Environmental friendly
Available only from this NG! All major credit cards accepted!
Mail now! Limited offer: 1 bottle of NadLube (TM) for free!
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NadScratcher 2000: Don't leave home without it!
Pros
Ha! But we better make a, you know...extra large...version of the NadScratcher2000 for guys like me....and the NadLube could also be used for..ummm...you know...mheheheheheh....better send me 2 or 3 bottles.... KT
"King Turd" wrote in message news:k6Ji9.249102$[email]...
Nine bottles then?
NadScratchMaster
Ha! But we better make a, you know...extra large...version of the NadScratcher2000 for guys like me....and the NadLube could also be used for..ummm...you know...mheheheheheh....better send me 2 or 3 bottles.... KT
Ha! But we better make a, you know...extra large...version of the NadScratcher2000 for guys like me....and the NadLube could also be used for..ummm...you know...mheheheheheh....better send me 2 or 3 bottles.... KT
Like, just get a hot chick to scratch them for you. That would be cool.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:%Jui9.244849$[email]...
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"The Great Kornholio" wrote in message news:DnSi9.5685$[email]...
Yeah! I think you're on to something...when she wasn't busy doing her job scratching my nads, we could like do it and stuff...Yeahhhhhhhhh! We should like patent this idea.