KICKIN' ASS & TAKIN' NAMES

Jun 13, 199616 posts by 9 posters
16 posts
Cat

Heyoooooo Buttlanders!

uhh...somebody needs to kick fryeguy's ass! emehehehe Like, didn't he read ALL of the articles that say:

"DO NOT POST BINARIES!"

What a dumbass...emehehehehehe...

I think we have a felcher lamination. What do the rest of you think? emehehehehehe...

CherylAnn Iloveeverybody

DO NOT EVER POST BINARIES HERE. DO NOT EVER, EVER, EVER POST BINARIES HERE. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200.00 GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL AND POST BINARIES THERE! THANKYOUDRIVETHROUGH.

finished yelling now... Screaming RULES!!!

Toni Niebieszczanski ([email]) wrote:

As a fellow Buttlander, and vetran of Operation Vowel Storm, I recommend we take up a collection for Toni in the name of the Pat Say-Jack Institute for the Vowel Challenged. With the money we collect we can purchase some vowels for use in Toni's last name. Because a vowel is a terrible thing to waste!

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In article , [email] says...

we take up a collection for Toni in the name of the Pat Say-Jack Institute for the Vowel Challenged. With the money we collect we can purchase some vowels for use in Toni's last name. Because a vowel is a terrible thing to waste!

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vowels...uuhhh...a, e, i, and zero, right? (incidentally, it's pronounced neb-uh-shon-skee, which is way easier than it looks.) vowels suck!

--toni

Rude Boy wrote:

Ehehememehehmfememe.... easy... eheheh.. hey baby...

Allison Buttland

http://www.columbia.edu/~wes10/allison.html Last update: April 20th 1996 | |

Dammit, dammit, dammit! </Tom Anderson>

Guess I'm AOL material after all....here's the message I was referring to in my "Szczecinski" post.

Buttknockers.

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Rude Boy wrote:

yeh..ehehehe this makes Bill Sexmachine's name look easy....

Rude Boy

Heh heh heh heh.... My dumbass great-great grandfather thought that he was doing the world a favor when he reworked our last name at Ellis Island. It used to be "Szczecinski." Still hasn't stopped me from hearing every buttknocking variant under the sun, though....

Guess he was the unwitting progenitor of Operation Vowel Storm (no offense, Steve)... :)

Yeah, yeah...I know...I'm on AOLame.  Trust me, it's temporary.  Send all
flames, sexual propositions, credit card #s to [email] for the
time being -- Stolypin was the only dumbass name that I could get to work
the first time around.
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In a pretty cool article [email] (Toni Niebieszczanski) writes:

Yeah! emehehehe... KICK IT! emehehehehe... Whoa! Maybe put him in the trunk of Todd's car after that. emehehehehehehehe...

CherylAnn iloveeverybody

Rude BoyCat

Yeah...him and that other bone smuggler, [email]

Both posting huge binaries.... idiots.....

Rude Boy

Toni Niebieszczanski wrote:

Your name is even longer than mine, sistah! I think I'm in love! Wanna, like, polish my wood or something?

Uh, Maybe you should try using manners.....

Please... Please don't post binaries here... please....

Uh huh uh huh huh huh.....

-BD

In a Van Driesan type article [email](Robert Dillmeier ) writes:

Uhh...yeah, sorry 'bout that. emehehehehehehe... It was like a sugar buzz or something.

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[email](Robert Dillmeier ) wrote:

uh uh uh.... "Dill-meier" uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh hh "dill" uh uh uh

Rude Boy

On 13 Jun 1996, Robert Dillmeier wrote:

I insist...

Hope I am not inconveniencing you, sir...

After you...