In one recent episode, Beavis said "I heard my Dad was in the Navy or something. We already know his Mom is a "road slut..." does that mean she got knocked up by a sailor and produced him? Is Beavis the product of a broken marriage or a one-night stand in some port bar?
Beavis Illegitimate?
Feb 10, 1995, 9:41 PM ET7 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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[email] wrote: :
Maybe that means he really does have only one name. (Mom doesn't know Dad's name?)
[email] writes:
No dumbass, Beavis' dad was in the navy, because he was a semen (get it: seaman / semen??).
Mario.
.... Buthead: "Is this one of those eighties suck video's?? .... .... Beavis: "Yeah, from the album: The Classics of Suck!" ....
Subject: Re: Beavis Illegitimate? Newsgroups: alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead References: Organization: R.R.D.S. Limited. Subject: Re: Beavis Illegitimate? Newsgroups: alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead References: Organization: R.R.D.S. Limited. When Beavis and Butthead are watching a James video, Butthead goes on about 'James' being their only name. Beavis then conjures up the scenario of the parents going "James you suck, and that's ok, but just don't use our surname".
Perhaps this is what Beavis's parents said to him?
"they can't use real apes 'cause real apes wouldn't listen to this crap. Now cows, they'll listen to anything..... Bon Jovi...... Warrant"
Is that when Beavis does his classic:
"Oooooh yeaaarrgh...... Ooooh yeaarrrgh" (sort of long and stretched out, not just "Oh yeah".
just as/before the James video starts.
Sorry if I can't get the voice right using text. Perhaps someone will upload a .wad of it if they know which one I mean?
-Jed-
Yeah, that's because they got seven stomaches.
Thomas Henlich ([email]) wrote:
No they don't. You're thinking of their four separate butts. And if Beavis and Butt-Head both had four butts, they'd have like, seven butts total.