One of my favorites:
Teacher: So, now you've seen what these gifted young people are doing What special project would you like to do? ButtHead: Uhhhh.... Make lots of money?! Huh-huh huh-huh Teacher: Wonderful...Run a business... What did you have in mind? Butthead: Uhhhh.... Gimme 10 bucks and I'll tell you. Huh-huh huh-huh Beavis: Heh-heh... Yeah! Heh-heh...
Pay attention, all scammers/spammers - even the boys are wise to your crap!