Has anyone else taught their kids...

...that any use of the word diahrrea must be followed by the phrase "cha cha cha"?

-- Carl

If I could get a chick to hold still long enough to get knocked up, the fruit of my loins would know that The Runs are to be celebrated with such phrases as cha cha cha. Outstanding job on your part. Is there an ATVBNB Parent of the Year award??? I laminate Carl for ATVBNBPOTY.

My 1 1/2 yo says "poop", am I in the "running"?

My preference would be that they don't hold still, but whatever floats your boat...I think they can still get knocked up even if they move around.

I'd say you're dominating the junior division at this point. You're definitely ahead of where we were at 1.5 as far as critical development milestones go. I learned all about that stuff in school...I like, listened and stuff.

-- Carl

On Sat, 25 Feb 2006 23:43:09 -0700, Carl Morris wrote:

Uh... but you still like chicks, right?

Yeah yeah...whaddya mean? Bunghole!

"Carl Morris" wrote in message news:[email]...

But normally, if theyre moving around, theyre like, running away and stuff, which makes it really hard to score.

That's why you let Beavis watch, so if he's in front of the door it kind of scares them back toward you. That's why things work out for me, because I can plan ahead and stuff.

I'm currently giving you a thunderous standing ovation! You win my vote for Father of the Year!

Personally, I'm an outstanding influence on my niece and nephew as far as things like that are concerned. They know all about diahrrea, butts, fartknockers, dirty hitlers, ass goblins, dillweeds and the like. I'm thinking about starting a youth program for under priviledged kids whose parents neglect to teach them about the finer things in life. Maybe I can get Van Driessen to help, he seems to be into that kind of crap...