Top 10 ways to know your job sucks..

Jan 23, 19964 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Steven Bradley Burgeralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Here it is kids, from the Home Office in Tupelo, Mississippi, Tonights Top Ten list, "Ways to Know Your Job Sucks", or "Why I read alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead"..

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Number 10: "You really do the work of 3 people, but every time you take a break and open the thread "Beavis Gay!", your bosses boss walks in!

Number 9: Some dork named 'Stewart' moves into the cubicle across from you!

Number 8: Cheap ass toliet paper in the men's room chafes your bunghole!

Number 7: The IS department comes in the night and removes your bootleg copy of The Beavis and Butthead Screensaver from your machine.

Number 6: Your male coworkers have an oddly familiar resemblance to either Mr. Anderson, Mr. Van Dresian, and your boss is Coach Buzzcut.

Number 5: That dork named Stuart in the Cubicle across from you turns up his radio so loud that his A.M. Radio Rush Limbaugh program drowns out your radio...

Number 4: You are assigned to develope an application, and your response to your boss is, "No way fartknocker! That Sucks!"

Number 3: The highlight of your day is to find out what that wascally wabbit, Freddy Fuck, is saying now...

Number 2: Someone calls your technical support help desk to ask how to get the Tank in Virtual Stupidity..

And the Number 1 way to tell that your job sucks:

"Because you expend all of your creative energy thinking up 'COOL' stuff to post to alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead..."

** Steve Burger ** "On the chest of a barmaid in Sale ** ** ** Were tattooed the prices of ale. ** ** [email] ** And on her behind ** ** ** For the sake of the blind **
Scot J. Trudeau↩ Steven Bradley Burgeralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In message , [email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

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That ruled. We like, need something like this every week.

Scot J. Trudeau aka "The Postman" [atbnb Special Forces <tm>] Charter Member (huh huh huh..."member"), atbnb <tm> Follower of the Keeper of the "Keep you Damn Binaries out of here" vigil Sacred Master of All That Is Cool - Irrvmator Veritatis
Steven Bradley Burger↩ Scot J. Trudeaualt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Thank you, thank you!! To all my, <e-hem> Fans out there.. BTW, those were taken from actually events in my workplace on the day it was posted.. except the Tech support call for VirtualStupidity..

BTW, feel free.. huhuhuh 'feel', to mention me to the writers at MTV, or David Letterman, or any influential types you may know of... 'cause my job doth truly suck!!

Yea Dale, but I'm more of a Swedish fan myself.. em hehehehe..

** Steve Burger ** "On the chest of a barmaid in Sale ** ** ** Were tattooed the prices of ale. ** ** [email] ** And on her behind ** ** ** For the sake of the blind **
Kathy Diemer↩ Steven Bradley Burgeralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

[email] (Steven Bradley Burger) wrote:

Very cool! Verrrrrry coooool, Steverino!

Either that one or the ever-growing "...Stump", "...Dump" and its spawn.

Hey, man, Stewart & Stevenson is one of our clients. I have to go to "Stewart's house", like, all the time.

And the ladies' room is always locked due to alleged "perv" activity. I say, let' em in and let the butt-kicking begin!

IS always comes in the night and leaves everything screwed up, but denies all in the cold morning light.

I detect a touch of McVicker-ness too.

You go on a sales call with any employee to find their car radio on AM spewing Limbaughian stench at any hour of day.

You answer tech support questions with "Uhhhh...yeah!....uhhhh....no."

Or who Lord Dumbass met today...(Andy Griffith just *looks* that way)

(We haven't started the VS games here yet, gotta get to Win Don't 95 first)

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And Paul and the boys launch into Van Morrison's "I've Been Working".