So like today I had to go shopping and they had chicken noodle soup on sale, with (maybe you seen this) a hot chick in like a blue miniskirt or something (a picture of her on each can) and it says "WIN" so I was getting all these cans with her on it, and had like 27 cans of soup in my cart and all of a sudden, uh, I like woke up or something and realized it was *NOT* a contest where if you won you wood get to score with the chick. :-(
What are you, a dumbass?
Jan 23, 2003, 9:47 PM ET16 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Ralph the Rover wrote:
The man is always, like, pulling the strings.
You should call one of those news guys about this. This is, like, bait-and-switch or something.
Huh, huh. "-bate."
That story sent my boner crashing to the ground.
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
You saying that sent MY boner crashing to the ground!
Cut it out! I'm tired of tripping over all these crashed boners!
On Sat, 25 Jan 2003 06:53:17 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
It caused me great psychological trauma.
CB =:o\
Sorry 'bout that.
I guess it just goes to show that there's nothing funny about crashing boners - unless it's not happening to you. Meh heh heh. Boners. There's no such thing as a bad boner. Except that time that Beavis had the chicken pox and they had to duct tape his hands together.
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
On 28 Jan 2003 00:29:40 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Eh heh heh, really?? I don't reMEMBER that... what ep was that in?
CB
Uhhhh.... I don't remember. It didn't actually happen in the episode. They were watching the video "Bad to the Bone" and just referred to it happening.
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
On 29 Jan 2003 09:18:10 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Huh, huh, you said "bone".
On 29 Jan 2003 09:18:10 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Oh yeah! Thanks Jeni, I reMEMBER it now. I looked it up, that video is in the episode "Teen Talk". I just dug out my tapes and watched that again... it's classic!!
<Butt-head> This video is about a boner.
<Beavis> yeah.. a *bad* boner.
<Butt-head> There's no such thing as a bad boner, Beavis.
<Beavis> Yeah there is... like that time I had chicken pox and I had my hands duct-taped.
<Butt-head> Oh yeah! I stand corrected.
eh heh heh!
Later in that same video, people are playing pool, the camera is showing close-ups of the pool balls dropping into pockets....
<Butt-head> Hey check it out, it's one of those magic 8-balls.
<Beavis> Oh yeah, yeah, like, you ask one of those things a question and then you shake it up and it tells you the answer?
<Butt-head> Yeah... we should ask it "Does this video suck?"
<Beavis> Meheheh, signs point to "yes"
CyberButt
Ahhh, thanks for that, CyberButt. I barely reMEMBER the magic 8 ball thing, was that the time that Butthead asks it if Beavis will ever score and the answer is "My sources say no?" That's good stuff.
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
On 31 Jan 2003 11:03:54 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
LOL! I kinda reMEMBER that, but no, it must be in a different episode. Yeah, I think some of the best episodes with the funniest stuff were from Season 4, like "Teen Talk".
CyberButt
On Wed, 29 Jan 2003 18:36:55 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Cool! Wish I taped 'em!
wrote in message news:w%5Y9.2231$[email]...
False advertising. Like those water bras.
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
If you sued them, maybe they would have to give you the chick, or at least 27 cans of chicken soup...then at least you'd have something to eat when you didn't score.. It would be cool if they had scratch off lotto tickets where if you uncovered three chicks you won one.