My fave quote

Beavis: MAIZE: YOU CALL IT "CORN".

Butt-Head: YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION. WOOS!

(both start slapping each other)

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Here's another good one:

[watching a video with a chick in the tub]

B: she doesn't want to stand up 'cause she's got morning wood. BH: Beavis, I hope you were joking! B: yeah huh m huh that was pretty funny