new funniest line

butthead (in english accent):

"I believe I'd like to spawnk me moonkey..."

I don't know if this line has been quoted yet, but I liked it: During the "Be all you can be" Army episode, the sergeant says they'll be stationed at Fort Dix. Butthead says, "Uhhhh...is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?"

                    W.G.

My fav quote from that one is where the sargeant asks Butthead: "Do you know what a quota is?" and Butthead replies, "Uhhh 25 cents?"

Fred

My favorite: In the beginning of a ZZ Top video, when B'n'B see the Elvis impersonator, Butthead says (in kind of an awed voice): 'Look, Beavis. It's... that *guy*!'

Mine was the one that had the following conversation,

(Somewhere in the video there are kids who were skateboarding)

BH: Skating is cool. BE: Yeah, yeah. One day like I was skating and like I suddenly fell and there was like blood all over my shirt and all the kids were like staring at me BH: You've never skateboarded in your life you assmunch! BE: ?, Oh yeah, yeah. Well, anyway and like when all the kids saw the blood, I earned their respect. BH: You liar! BE: Yeah, lying is cool!! He he he he BH: Uh huh huh, huh huh dumbass

Most favorite philosophical conversation

(Upon seeing one video -- I can't remember the group)

BH: Whoooo, these guys suck. I mean they suck in ways I've never seen anything suck befor. BE: Yeah, yeah!! Like, each group suck like in their own way and like this group really sucks in theirs. BH: Uuuuuuh, I guess what I'm saying is that these guys really suck. Uh huh huh, huh huh BE: Yeah! Yeah! he he, he he

TRIVIA QUESTION: Which video caused B & B to just look at each other a few times and just change the channel without making a single remark?

MU

Trick question, 'cause there were two that I know of... I'll leave it for unanswered for those people who are really excited by guessing games. :)

In article

I don't know, but I can picture it perfectly and just the thought cracks me up! Guess I *am* addicted...

[email] (Travis L Prebble) writes:

Thanks Travis. I should have mentioned that there were many B&B episodes I haven't seen. The one I saw was when Vanilla Ice came on.

The other --non related-- video response that shocked was when Bee Gees came on. I thought they were going to eat them alive. Yet they danced to it!!

MU

In article , [email] (Michael Uskudarli) writes...

I think it was a Milli Vanilli video (I don't know the title).

-- J-Rock

It was the Vanilla Ice video!

It was also on a video with Milli Vanilli.

Fred

AND Milli Vanilli "Girl you know it's true."

Definitely not the "Girl you know it's true."-Video:

Comment-Examples:

BH: I think this is life dude! huh huh ... BH:Those guys are gonna sandwich that chick, huh huh ... BH: If you're like famous, does that mean you have to wear a handband? huh huh ...

I guess I better work on my Milli Vanilli video proficiency level. :)

Dan noticed that Michael Uskudarli once wrote: -> TRIVIA QUESTION: Which video caused B & B to just look at each other a -> few times and just change the channel without making a single remark?

Milli Vanilli (sp?). They looked at each other, and then changed the channel. That was classic. <g>

There's another one that they're watching ZZ Top and it's pretty good. They're watching the video Legs, and it goes something like this: B: Look Butthead, It's Al Bundy BH: Isn't that the guy who killed all those people? B: No he's that guy from All My Children BH: The guy from All My Children killed a bunch of people? B: No, that was the guy from Roc. BH: Oh yea, he's cool.

Fred

Fred Ochs ([email]) wrote:

[after some responses]

In the very same episode, an exchange which occurred under a minute before the one you just mentioned:

B: Billy Gibbons [one of the guys in ZZ Top] has a long beard. BH: Do you think he has a long Johnson? B: [quizzically] Does he have a "Don Johnson"? BH: Don Johnson is married to that...chick?

That last line is like one exchange during the video of "Black Flag" by King's X.

[upon seeing a guy dressed up as the Grip Reaper] B: Whoaaa! It's that...dude! The Grim Rapper. BH: Yeah, heh heh mm. He's the guy with the carved knife. B: I heard that if he sees you, it means you're, like, gonna die? BH: Does that mean we're gonna die? B: Yeah, huh-huh. That would be cool!

Some more favorites:

[Both of the following occur while they are watching Tom Jones' version of Prince's "Kiss."]

Jones: You don't have to be beau-ti-ful... BH: Yeah, huh-huh. Really.

Jones: You don't have to be cool to rule my world... B: Hey Butt-head, do you have to be "cool to rule my world?" BH: No, huh-huh. You just have to be stupid.

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[They're watching Babes In Toyland's "Bruised Violet." Everyone knows this one.]

Lead singer: Liar. B: [eagerly] Fire? LS: Liar. B: Fire! Fire, fire, fire! BH: Shut up, ass munch. She said "liar." B: Are you calling me a liar? BH: No, I'm calling you a waste of bum-wipe.

[Later...] LS: Liar. B: [indignantly] Fire, fire, fire, fire! Ha ha ha! Fire! Fire! BH: It's "liar!" Shut up. B: No way, Butt-head. Heh-heh mm heh. BH: Don't make me kick your ass again. B: Shut up, Butt-head! [they proceed to hit each other all over the place] BH: Settle down, Beavis! We're missing this video. And it doesn't even suck. B: Oh yeah, heh heh mm heh heh.

And there are so many more. The old season's lines were more authentic. Call me a B&B purist.

--Barak

Michael Uskudarli ([email]) wrote:

What was the name of that episode? (Actually, this was just a test. Do not respond, asswipe!)

Ron Chandonia

In response to your trivia question, there were two videos in which Beavis and Butthead silently agreed to zap instantly. One was a Milli Vanilli video, the other was "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.

Quotes?

I remember seeing something... they saw a video with a fish that had a face on its butt. Butt-Head commented "I wish I had a face on my butt. I could, like, blow my nose in my underwear." I think the underwear part got taken out for some reason, because I _THINK_ I saw the same video again but it didn't have the entire line. and I _THINK_ it was a Duran Duran video.

Ever notice Butthead always accuses Beavis of having homosexual tendencies? i.e. the Ru Paul video. There was also that video where that guy flexed his chest muscles in the camera... BH: He has bigger boobs than her! Be: Maybe we should feel his! BH: Beavis! He's a dude!!! Be: Oh yeah...

Butthead can always say something and Beavis will change his mind. it's a pattern, you can recognize it in virtually every episode.

Be: That (1) is cool (2) is Boner from US (3) happened to me. BH: No way! (1) This sucks! (2) That's not Boner! This guy sucks! (3) That never happened, assmunch! Be: Oh yeah, hmm, hehehe...