Fan Fic Story

Hi, guys! I'm here with my first Beavis and Butthead fan fic story!

                          Haunted House:
                             By:
                           Joya Nappo

      One stormy Saturday Morning, after watching an apocalyptic superhero
cartoon with a villain in it whom they thought was cool, because he turned
animals into robots and they think that he scores with chicks when the
villain is not doing his job.  Beavis and Butthead were walking in the
mild storm to a playground and saw something which looked like a haunted
house, and were actually stupid enough to believe it was one.  Beavis and
Butthead decided to go to inside it.  "Whoa! huhuhuhuh!  It's a haunted
house dude!  Cool villains live in haunted houses!"  exclaimed Butthead.
"Yeah!  Yeah!  heheheheh!  We could like turn aminals into robots like
that one mad scientist we saw today! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  "Yeah!
huhuhuhuh!  And not only that, we could even score with chicks and take
over the world! huhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "We're there dude!"  said
Beavis as they went inside.
      When they were inside, it looked like a haunted house.  "Beavis,
this is one of the most coolest places I'd have ever been in!
huhuhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah! Yeah!  heheheheh!  We could like be
vampires and....." just before Beavis and finish, Butthead slapped him
across the face.  "No you dumbass, fartknocking, bunghole!  We're gonna be
mad scientists and turn animals into robots and score with chicks like
that one we saw in that sucky cartoon! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "oh,
okay!  Sorry about that! heheheheh!  Vampires never score!"  said Beavis
as they were climbing up a spiral stairway.
      After they explored the place Beavis and Butthead found themselves
in a loboratory, which looked like a typical mad scientist's lab.   Just
then, Beavis found a dead porucpine, and thought it was alive.  "Hey,
Butthead!  Look! heheheheh!  We could turn this into a robot!"  said
Beavis getting excited, Butthead persuaded Beavis to pick up the dead
porucpine and place it on the lab table.  He did and it hurt his hands and
Beavis and screaming in pain!  "Cool! heheheh!  My hands are bloody!"
said Beavis as he looked at his hands.  "Who cares, dillmunch!  Let's turn
it into a robot! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.
      They plugged in some electrical devices in the lab and the storm
became severe with lightning was starting to strike.  Beavis and Butthead
went around pulling down levers and chortling to themselves, outside the
house, a tower was rising.  Suddenly they found a big, huge lever and
founght over who was going to pull it down!  "No!  I'm gonna pull down the
lever! huhuhuhuh!  I said 'pull down'!"  said Butthead.  "No way, asswipe!
If you do, I'll kick you in the nads! heheheh!"  said Beavis.  After
they're fighting was done, they both pulled down the lever and waited for
a lightning bolt to hit it.
      A big, huge lightning bolt came and hit the tower, which sent some
electricity to the bed the dead porcupine was lying on!  "Yes!  Yes!"
cheered Beavis and Butthead as they were jumping up and down.  They were
also headbanging and singing what sounded like, "DANT DANT DANT DANT DANT!
DANT DANT DANT DANT DANT!"  When it was done, the dead porcupine was all
fried from the electricity the lightning hitting the tower caused.  The
two moronic megalomaniacs were impressed and were stupid enough to believe
they've turned it into a robot.
      "Whoa!  Beavis!  We've created a monster! huhuhuhuh!"  said
Butthead.  "Yeah!  Yeah!  heheheheh!  We turned it into a robot!  Now he's
our slave! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  "Now that were villains, we can
score with all the chicks! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah! Yeah!
heheheheh!  And we could like take over the world. heheheheh!"  said
Beavis.  "Superheroes SUCK!" said Butthead.  "yeah! Yeah!  They only have
one chick and always have to win! heheheheh!  No asswipe hero can stop us
now!"  said Beavis triumphantly.
       Just then, the door to the lab broke down and in came their idol,
Todd!  Butthead said, "Whoa!  It's Todd! huhuhuhuh!"  Beavis said "Maybe
he wants to be a mad scientist! heheheheh!"  Todd was really angry at them
and what they did to the place.  "You two turdwipes look more like little
girls playing fairies!"  said Todd.  "This place is really a whore house!
Now you two girls get out now!  I'm having some women coming to this
room!"  said Todd as he threw Beavis and Butthead out of the window into
the harsh rain.  "Todd Rules! huhuhuhuh!  Too bad he wouldn't let us stay
and score with his chicks! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah! Yeah!
heheheh!  Villains get to score with whores all the time! heheheheh.  And
superheroes only get one chick! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  Butthead
suddenly got an idea.
       "Hey, Beavis, I know where we can find another haunted house!
huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah! Yeah!  heheheheh! Were gonna score
like that villain we saw on that sucky cartoon!"  said Beavis.  They got
up and left and tried to find another haunted house!

THE END

E-mail me and tell me what you thought of the story! They'll be more on the way! (: (:

Signed,

Joya Nappo

One day, I was surfing the net, and came across some pictures of naked

women.... I have never left my computer since.

David Hasslehorse Boobwatch Producer

Hi, Guys! I'm back with another Beavis and Butthead Fan Fic Story!

                           Press The Pants:
                                By:
                             Joya Nappo

      After having lost their jobs at Burger World, Beavis and Butthead
now work in a Dry-Cleaning place called 'The Pip Boys'.  It was a place
where suits get pressed and ironed.  Butthead was pressing a suitcoat, and
across the room, Beavis was trying to iron some pants that kept curling up
everytime he turned away.  "This sucks! heheheheh!  I can't never press
these pants! Dammit!  Dammit!  Dammit!"  shouted Beavis while he was
holding an iron, he dropped it and it landed in his pants!  "AHHHHH!  MY
NADS ARE ON FIRE!!!!"  shouted Beavis.  "Whoa! huhuhuhuh, that was cool,
Beavis!"  said an impressed Butthead.  "Suit pressing sucks! huhuhuhuh!"
said Butthead. "Yeah! heheheheheh!  Let's watch some TV!"  said Beavis.
There was even a TV in the place and they decided to watch it and turned
on the news and there was a report they were quite interested in.
     "In news today, the notorious Todd and his gang are robbing a series
of banks and safes, and the police haven't caught them yet, and a reward
is offered for anybody who catches Todd."  said the news reporter.  "Whoa!
huhuhuhuh, Todd's even cooler than I thought!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah!
Yeah! heheheheh!  If we catch him, maybe he'll let us be in his gang!
heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  Just then, Todd's car passed by The Pip Boys
store and a piece of paper came out of the car, Beavis and Butthead went
outside to pick it up.  "What's it say? heheheheh!"  asked Beavis,  "I
haven't read it yet, dillmunch! huhuhuh!"  answered Butthead.
       "It like has numbers on it, huhuhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  Beavis
was taking a look at it, (the paper was a number to open a safe.)  "Yeah!
Yeah!  heheheheh, it even says, LRLRLRLRL"  said Beavis, and he got a
seizure while saying "LRLRLRLRL!"  "Settle down, dumbass!"  said Butthead
as he smacked Beavis upside the head.  Just then, Stewart's dad came in to
complement so good a job they did pressing his suit.  "Boys!  Somebody did
a great job pressing my suit!"  said Stewart's dad.  "Umm, heheheh!
Welcome to Pimp Boys may I help you?!"  said Beavis to Stewart's dad.
"Yes, I came here to......"  just when Stewart's dad was about to finish,
Butthead said, "Uh, we can get you a pair or slick slacks, and a coat,
huhuhuh!"
       "But, I don't want a coat!"  replied Stewart's dad.  Beavis and
Butthead didn't listen and went to get a coat for him and put it on him,
which really got him mad.  "I don't want a coat!  I don't want a coat! I
DON'T WANT A COAT!!!"  shouted Stewart's dad.  He got real pist off and
left the store in disgust walking out with the coat still on him.  "Hey,
asswipe! heheheheh!  You forgot to pay!"  Beavis shouted after him.
"Yeah!  Get back here with my slick slacks or coat or something!
huhuhuhuh!"  Butthead shouted.  Beavis and Butthead were so dumb they
thought they had given him a pair or slacks instead of a coat.
       Meanwhile, Todd was robbing a bank, and he realized he had lost the
combination to the safe.  "C'mon gang!  We're going to that wuss place the
Pip Boys, that's where we left that piece of paper!  Those turdwipes are
gonna pay!"  said Todd as he and his gang jumped into the car and went
straight to Pip Boys.  Meanwhile back in Pip Boys, Beavis and Butthead
were pressing pants and coats.  "Hey, Butthead!  I took a dump in these
slick slacks, and I'm pressing the turd too! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.
"Cool!  huhuhuhuh, I took a piss on this coat!, huhuhuhuh, I said piss!
You said 'press'!  huhuhuhuh, press!"  said Butthead.
        Just then, Todd showed up at 'The Pip Boys', and Beavis and
Butthead saw him and boy were they impressed!  "Welcome to Pimp Boys!  May
I help you?"  asked Beavis as Todd walked in.  One of Todd's henchmen
grabbed a hold of Butthead's shirt and Todd did the same to Beavis.
"Okay, you freakish punk!  Where's that piece of paper?!"  asked Todd.
"You mean the one with the numbers and the letters LRLRLRL on it?"  asked
Beavis.  "Yeah!  That's the one!  Where is it?"  asked Todd again.  Beavis
got another seizure and just said, "LRLRLRLRL!"  "Will make you girls
talk!"  said Todd as he carried Beavis to a rotating coat rack and Todd's
henchman carried Butthead to the coat pressing machine.  When Todd got
Beavis on the rotating coat rack Todd asked him again, "Where's that piece
of paper?!"  Beavis just a another seizure saying "LRLRLRLRL!"  "Oh, still
won't talk!"  said Todd as he kicked Beavis in the nads which caused
Beavis to spin in a circle on the caot rack.  "AAHHH!" Beavis screamed.
       Todd's henchman was giving Butthead a different type of torment by
pressing Butthead's head in the coat pressing machine and pressing an iron
on his butt.  Todd just kept punching Beavis and he rotated on the coat
rack again screaming.  "Uh, huhuhuhuh, can we be in your gang?"  asked
Butthead to Todd's henchman.  But the henchman didn't answer and just kept
 pressing Butthead's head in the presser.  Just then the police came in,
"FREEZE!"  they shouted as they ran to Todd and arresting him and his
henchman too, and took them away.  The cheif released Butthead from the
pressing machine, and got Beavis down from the rotating coat rack.
       "Boys, you must be really proud!  You captured Todd and his gang!"
 said the Cheif.  Beavis and Butthead were okay enough to talk.  "Yeah!
huhuhuh, were really cool! huhuhuh"  said Butthed.  "Yeah! heheheh, we
kick ass!"  said Beavis.  They asked about the reward.  "Reward!  I get
the reward!"  said the police cheif.  "Here's $50 dollars for you though!"
said the cheif again as he walked out of the store.  "Whoa! $50!  We could
get chicks with this! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "yeah! Yeah!  We're set
for life! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  Beavis and Butthead just looked at
each other and chortled to themselves.  "$50! huhuhuhuh, heheheheh!"

THE END

Hope you guys like this one! Write in and let me know how you liked it!!!

Signed,

uh uh uh...that was cool...hehehehehheheh

That deserves a special butt-spank...uh uh uh uh uh

Dr. Spankenstein

Hi, Guys! I'm back with another Beavis and Butthead Fan Fic Story!

                           Press The Pants:
                                By:
                             Joya Nappo

      After having lost their jobs at Burger World, Beavis and Butthead
now work in a Dry-Cleaning place called 'The Pip Boys'.  It was a place
where suits get pressed and ironed.  Butthead was pressing a suitcoat, and
across the room, Beavis was trying to iron some pants that kept curling up
everytime he turned away.  "This sucks! heheheheh!  I can't never press
these pants! Dammit!  Dammit!  Dammit!"  shouted Beavis while he was
holding an iron, he dropped it and it landed in his pants!  "AHHHHH!  MY
NADS ARE ON FIRE!!!!"  shouted Beavis.  "Whoa! huhuhuhuh, that was cool,
Beavis!"  said an impressed Butthead.  "Suit pressing sucks! huhuhuhuh!"
said Butthead. "Yeah! heheheheheh!  Let's watch some TV!"  said Beavis.
There was even a TV in the place and they decided to watch it and turned
on the news and there was a report they were quite interested in.
     "In news today, the notorious Todd and his gang are robbing a series
of banks and safes, and the police haven't caught them yet, and a reward
is offered for anybody who catches Todd."  said the news reporter.  "Whoa!
huhuhuhuh, Todd's even cooler than I thought!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah!
Yeah! heheheheh!  If we catch him, maybe he'll let us be in his gang!
heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  Just then, Todd's car passed by The Pip Boys
store and a piece of paper came out of the car, Beavis and Butthead went
outside to pick it up.  "What's it say? heheheheh!"  asked Beavis,  "I
haven't read it yet, dillmunch! huhuhuh!"  answered Butthead.
       "It like has numbers on it, huhuhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  Beavis
was taking a look at it, (the paper was a number to open a safe.)  "Yeah!
Yeah!  heheheheh, it even says, LRLRLRLRL"  said Beavis, and he got a
seizure while saying "LRLRLRLRL!"  "Settle down, dumbass!"  said Butthead
as he smacked Beavis upside the head.  Just then, Stewart's dad came in to
complement so good a job they did pressing his suit.  "Boys!  Somebody did
a great job pressing my suit!"  said Stewart's dad.  "Umm, heheheh!
Welcome to Pimp Boys may I help you?!"  said Beavis to Stewart's dad.
"Yes, I came here to......"  just when Stewart's dad was about to finish,
Butthead said, "Uh, we can get you a pair or slick slacks, and a coat,
huhuhuh!"
       "But, I don't want a coat!"  replied Stewart's dad.  Beavis and
Butthead didn't listen and went to get a coat for him and put it on him,
which really got him mad.  "I don't want a coat!  I don't want a coat! I
DON'T WANT A COAT!!!"  shouted Stewart's dad.  He got real pist off and
left the store in disgust walking out with the coat still on him.  "Hey,
asswipe! heheheheh!  You forgot to pay!"  Beavis shouted after him.
"Yeah!  Get back here with my slick slacks or coat or something!
huhuhuhuh!"  Butthead shouted.  Beavis and Butthead were so dumb they
thought they had given him a pair or slacks instead of a coat.
       Meanwhile, Todd was robbing a bank, and he realized he had lost the
combination to the safe.  "C'mon gang!  We're going to that wuss place the
Pip Boys, that's where we left that piece of paper!  Those turdwipes are
gonna pay!"  said Todd as he and his gang jumped into the car and went
straight to Pip Boys.  Meanwhile back in Pip Boys, Beavis and Butthead
were pressing pants and coats.  "Hey, Butthead!  I took a dump in these
slick slacks, and I'm pressing the turd too! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.
"Cool!  huhuhuhuh, I took a piss on this coat!, huhuhuhuh, I said piss!
You said 'press'!  huhuhuhuh, press!"  said Butthead.
        Just then, Todd showed up at 'The Pip Boys', and Beavis and
Butthead saw him and boy were they impressed!  "Welcome to Pimp Boys!  May
I help you?"  asked Beavis as Todd walked in.  One of Todd's henchmen
grabbed a hold of Butthead's shirt and Todd did the same to Beavis.
"Okay, you freakish punk!  Where's that piece of paper?!"  asked Todd.
"You mean the one with the numbers and the letters LRLRLRL on it?"  asked
Beavis.  "Yeah!  That's the one!  Where is it?"  asked Todd again.  Beavis
got another seizure and just said, "LRLRLRLRL!"  "Will make you girls
talk!"  said Todd as he carried Beavis to a rotating coat rack and Todd's
henchman carried Butthead to the coat pressing machine.  When Todd got
Beavis on the rotating coat rack Todd asked him again, "Where's that piece
of paper?!"  Beavis just a another seizure saying "LRLRLRLRL!"  "Oh, still
won't talk!"  said Todd as he kicked Beavis in the nads which caused
Beavis to spin in a circle on the caot rack.  "AAHHH!" Beavis screamed.
       Todd's henchman was giving Butthead a different type of torment by
pressing Butthead's head in the coat pressing machine and pressing an iron
on his butt.  Todd just kept punching Beavis and he rotated on the coat
rack again screaming.  "Uh, huhuhuhuh, can we be in your gang?"  asked
Butthead to Todd's henchman.  But the henchman didn't answer and just kept
 pressing Butthead's head in the presser.  Just then the police came in,
"FREEZE!"  they shouted as they ran to Todd and arresting him and his
henchman too, and took them away.  The cheif released Butthead from the
pressing machine, and got Beavis down from the rotating coat rack.
       "Boys, you must be really proud!  You captured Todd and his gang!"
 said the Cheif.  Beavis and Butthead were okay enough to talk.  "Yeah!
huhuhuh, were really cool! huhuhuh"  said Butthed.  "Yeah! heheheh, we
kick ass!"  said Beavis.  They asked about the reward.  "Reward!  I get
the reward!"  said the police cheif.  "Here's $50 dollars for you though!"
said the cheif again as he walked out of the store.  "Whoa! $50!  We could
get chicks with this! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "yeah! Yeah!  We're set
for life! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  Beavis and Butthead just looked at
each other and chortled to themselves.  "$50! huhuhuhuh, heheheheh!"

THE END

Hope you guys like this one! Write in and let me know how you liked it!!!

Signed,

Once upon a time, there were three bears....Beavis bear, Butthead bear, and Raving-Nympho-Slut bear......

Guess what happened next?? ehehehehehehehe

yuuh uh uh... "press the pants" ehehe "press MY pants " ehehehehe

Here's a good idea for a story: why not have the boys decide that some dude on TV (insert favorate dude on TV's name here) must be their father, and go to find him and, you know, reunion the familly.

Dedi, that is one *hell* of a great idea! It sounds to me like something that Mike Judge himself would go with! If you're reading this, Mike. . .do a show like this! It would be PURE B&B ALL THE WAY!!!!!

-Duane Reynolds

        "It is each man for himself! I will fight and die for myself!"
                                                       -Beavis

As you surely know, Beavis can't say the word 'FIRE!!!', especially yell it. Except that, I'd like Beavis to smack Butthead in his face (just once;)

;)  =:)=

The Great Lom !!!

Check that stuff out:

http://www.aeinc.com/web/LOM/Beavis.html

that would rule!!!

"The Great Lom !!!" wrote:

Yeah, but then once just wouldn't be enough! You would want MORE Butt-Head smacking, and you would never be satisfied! Buttwipe.

-Stoolio!

Transcriptor and Stool First-Class

[blah blah blah]

Very cool, as was the haunted house story! Rock on, dude!

Paul B.

Hi, guys! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!!! With another story, of course!!!

                         Puck You!:
                           By:
                        Joya Nappo

    One Friday afternoon when Mr. VanDrissen's class got out, all the boys
and some of the girls were planning on something really cool!  A
rollerblade hockey game in a vacant lot.  Some of the boys wanted Beavis
and Butthead to join in the game.  Stewart even wanted to come.  "Cool!
huhuhuh, we'll do it!" huhuhuhuh, 'do it'!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah! Yeah!
heheheheh!  Hockey RULES!!!  IT RULES! IT RULES!!!" shouted Beavis.  All
the girls who wanted to join all left in disgust.  "Hey, guys!  Glad you
can make it, tommorow!  Here's a pair of my dad's and my rollerblades,
hockey pucks, and elbow and knee pads."  said Stewart.  "Ummm, heheheheh!
 Pads suck!  I'll just put them on my nads!"  said Beavis.  "You can't do
that, dumbass!  It won't fit or something! huhuhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.
"Oh, yeah! heheheheh 'pads'! heheheh."  said Beavis as they left.  Stewart
was really happy that Beavis and Butthead can join them in the Rollerblade
Hockey Game.
     The next day, all the boys from Mr. Van Drissen's class were on a
vacant lot next to the Maxi Mart store.  "I wonder what's taking Beavis
and Butthead so long?"  asked Stewart.  "Who cares!  What would you want
with a bunch of morons who talk about their 'nads' or whatever?"  said one
of the boys.  Beavis and Butthead were late, but they showed up.  They
kept tripping, and falling on their rollerblades.  "Hey, Butthead!  I got
to shine my helmet! heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  "Yeah!  Me too! huhuhuhuh,
maybe we can score with chicks if we play hockey!  I hear hockey players
score all the time! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.
      "Okay, let the game begin!"  said Stewart as he handed Beavis and
Butthead some hockey sticks.  Some of the boys played real good.  Beavis
and Butthead did not really play that good.  They kept falling, hitting
each other with the hockey sticks, and a puck landed right on Beavis's
nads!  "AAAHHHH!!!  MY NADS HURT!!!! heheheheh!"  shouted Beavis.
"huhuhuh!  Dumbass!  Puck you, Beavis!!  huhuhuh! 'puck'!"  said Butthead.
 All the boys were laughing at Beavis and Butthead because they weren't
playing good at all!
      Juat when things seemed perfect, a car sped by the Maxi Mart, and
into the vacant lot were everyone was playing rollerblade hockey, and out
of the car came Todd and his henchmen!  Beavis and Butthead were quite
impressed!  "Hey little girls!  We'll show you how a real man plays
hockey!"  said Todd as his gang were coming near the game.  Todd grabbed a
hockey stick away from Stewart, and grabbed two pucks away from another
boy. Todd hit the pucks with the stick and both of the pucks landed on
Beavis and Butthead's nads! "AAHHHH!"  they both screamed.  "Get out of
here!  All of you!  This is between us and the two littler girls!"  said
Todd.
     ALl the boys ran away dropping their hockey sticks.  Expect Beavis
and Butthead whom were laying on the ground holding their nads.  "Todd
Rules! huhuhuh!"  said Butthead. "yeah! Yeah! heheheheh"  Maybe he'd let
us be in his gang! heheheh!"  said Beavis.  "This game is between you
guys, and me!  I'm using you two as the goalie!"  said Todd.  All the
members of Todd's gang were hitting Beavis and Butthead with pucks!
"OUCH!  MY NADS AGAIN!! heheheh!"  said Beavis.  "Hey, Beavis!  I thought
you told me you shined your helmet...."  before Butthead can finish, a
puck landed on his nads too!  "OUCH!!! huhuhuh!"
     When Todd was done, him and his henchmen beat upon Beavis and
Butthead.  When that was done, Todd said, "Now that's how a real man plays
hockey!  If you kindergarteners don't mind, we have some chicks waiting
for us at a whorehouse far away!"  Todd and his gang went into the car and
left the bruised, cut, scraped Beavis and Butthead laying in the vacant
lot.  "Whoa! huhuhuhuh!  That was the coolest hockey game I've ever
played! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah! Yeah! heheheheh!  We should
play hockey more often! heheheh!"  said Beavis.  "Yeah! huhuhuh!  Maybe
next time, Todd'll join in and let us be in his gang! huhuhuh, I said
'join in'!"  said Butthead.  "And maybe he'll let us come to that
whorehouse!, heheheh!"  said Beavis.  An ambulance came and look Beavis
and Butthead while they were chortling to themselves.

THE END!!!

Hope you guys like this one!!! Write in and let me know!!!

Once upon a time, there were three bears....

Beavis bear, Butthead bear, and Raving-Nympho-Slut bear.

Can you guess what heppened next, boys and girls?????

THE END!!!

They LOOKED at her...

...NAKED

err.... she got licked like an ice-cream ???????

(I hope...........)

Ophelia Bush A Woman In Comfortable Shoes

Hi, all! Here's another Beavis and Butthead story! [JOY!]

                        Flagpole Jitters:
                             By:
                         Joya Nappo

       One day in Highland High School in Mr. McVicar's office, he was
interviewing a hypmotist for a part in a show the school wanted to do.
Mr. MacVicar had an idea who the hypmotist can hypmotize.  "Uhhh, these
two are morons in the school, their names are Beavis and Butthead!  I'm
sure they'll volunteer for the Flagpole Show!"  The Hypmotist's name was
Dr. Ben Dover who was a psychitrist and expert hypmotist.  "Okay!  I've
always wanted to see how my hypmotism works on morons!, hee! hee! hee!"
      Meanwhile back in Beavis and Butthead's house, they were sitting on
the couch watching TV, and a local commercial came on for the Flagpole
Show and it announced whoever volunteers will get $50!  "Whoa! huhuhuhuh!
We can get rich doing that!"  said Butthead.  "Yeah! Yeah!  Maybe they'll
let us walk on the pole! heheheheh, 'pole'!"  said Beavis.  "And we have
to be like hypminized or something! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "Hey,
Beavis, I can hypminize, huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead again.
      "Try it!"  said Beavis.  "Close your eyes, buttmunch!, huhuhuhuh!"
said Butthead.  Beavis did so.  "Uh, you are in a whorehouse!, huhuhuh!"
said Butthead in a hypmonatic voice.  Beavis repeated, "I am in a whore
house! heheheheh!"  "You are now in Sing-Sing! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.
Beavis repeated, "I am now in Sing-Sing! heheheh!"  Butthead said, "You
are now in a whorehouse making out with a prosititute!, huhuhuhuh!"
Beavis said, "I am now in Sing-Sing!"  Butthead got mad.  "Dammit, Beavis,
you're supposed to be thinking you're making out with the chick,
huhuhuhuh!"  Beavis just said, "I am now in Sing-Sing!"
      Butthead explained to Beavis what Sing-Sing was.  "It was like a
jail in the 30's or something, huhuhuhuhuh!  That's where you belong,
dude!  You're never gonna score!, huhuhuhuh!"  Beavis got up from the
couch and got really mad and kicked Butthead in the nads!  Just then the
doorbell rang and they went to answer it.  "Hi!  I'm Dr. Ben Dover,"
"huhuhuh, he said 'bend over'!"  said Butthead.  Ben Dover continued, I
thought maybe you guys can volunteer for the Flagpole Show going on
downtown which is presented by Highland High School, and I thought maybe
you guys can be volunteers to walk on the flagpole!"
     "Cool! heheheheh!  Do we get money?"  asked Beavis.  "You get fifty
dollars to walk on the flagpole, hypmotized."  I feel a walking on my
pole!"  said Beavis as he was sticking his hand down his shorts.  Butthead
smacked him, "Not that kinda pole, you dumbass, fartknocking, buttmunch!"
"Okay, I'll take you on the very top floor of the Highland Bank tommorow
afternoon!!  said Ben Dover as he left.
      "He said, 'top floor'!  heheheheh!"  said Beavis.  "Cool!
huhuhuhuh, we're there dude!"  said Butthead.  The next day on the outside
of the top floor of the Highland Bank Building, Dr. Ben Dover was
hypmotizing Beavis and Butthead.  "You two are only going to follow my
orders, just watch my eyes!"  Beavis and Butthead were getting rather
tired from watching his eyes.  After that was done, Ben Dover was leading
them to the flagpole, and the show was about to begin!
     Everybody came to watch the show.  An announcer came on, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, what you are about to see is the work the great hypmotist, Dr.
Ben Dover!  We are about to see what his hypmotism does on two retards
from Highland High School that call themselves Beavis and Butthead!  They
are going to walk on the flagpole, and Dr. Dover will tell them what to
do!  Enjoy the show!"
     Stewart was there with his parents and he was rooting for Beavis and
Butthead.  Daria said, "Those two are going to fall flat on their faces!
It won't work on them!"  Mr. Van Driessen said, "It was good for them to
pit on a show like this, because......"  right when he was about to
finish, Buzz Cut said, "Those two need strict disipline!"
      Even Cassandra was there, "I wrote a poem about Beavis and Butthead
falling off the flagpole!"  Meanwhile on the flagpole, Beavis and Butthead
were already on.  Dr. Dover said, "Dance, boys! Dance!"  Beavis and
Butthead were dancing like they do when they hear a somg on a rock video
they think is cool.
      The Hypmotism wore off.  Beavis and Butthead were screaming their
heads off!  "AHHHHH!  WE'RE ON THE FLAGPOLE, BUTTHEAD!!"  "WE'RE LIKE
GONNA FALL OR SOMETHING, HUHUHUH!"  People were laughing at them!  "Hey,
Beavis, let's pick our noses on ths flagpole!"  suggested Butthead.
"Yeah!  We'll pick our nads!, heheheheh!"  sid Beavis.  "No, dillmunch!
Our nose!, huhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  "Oh, yeah! heheheh!"  said Beavis.
     They were picking their noses and snorting snot at the audience,
"Let's spank our monkeys at those chicks down there!, heheheheh!"  said
Beavis.  "Yeah!  Maybe they'll notice, huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.  They
did so.  They were even farting and handbanging on the flagpole and people
got disgusted and left.  Just then, the flagpole broke off and Beavis and
Butthead landed right inside of an office window.  Dr. Dover was sitting
on the desk in disgust.  Beavis and Butthead were laying prostrate on the
floor.
     "Do we get money now?! heheheheh!  Walking on flagpoles is cool!
heheheh!"  said Beavis.  "You guys are disgusting!  I should have known my
hypmotism doesn't work on retards like you!  Here's your $50 anyway!"
said Dr. Dover as he left the room!  Butthead said, "We can buy dirty
magazines with that $50, huhuhuhuh!"  "We should walk on flagpoles more
often! heheheheh!"  Butthead said. "My nads hurt, huhuhuh!"  "Yeah,  mine
too! heheheh!"  said Beavis back.  "Maybe getting wood from dirty
magazines will make our nads fell better! huhuhuhuh!"  said Butthead.
"Yeah!  We there dude! heheheheh!  $50!"  said Beavis to Butthead as they
were still laying down chortling to themselves!

THE END!!!

Hope you guys all like this one! It's rather long, but I say, enjoy! Chick Magnet will be coming soon! :) :) :) Write in and let me know how you liked this one!

that was cool. do another one cause i never get to see the show..