Ok, check this out, everyone here is invited to the 1st annual KingTurd Breakfest 2003, in sunny and warm Orlando, FL. My neighbor is going out of town for a few days, and I figure his house would be the perfect place to host the 1st annual BreakFest. Edge is on me. So like, rsvp and stuff. YEAAAHHHHH!
BreakFest 2003
Jan 11, 2003, 10:20 PM ET14 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 22:20:54 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
I'm there.
I'll bring the sour cream and salsa pork rinds.
P.S. Will there be hoes???
CB
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Sure, and sHOEvels too. Bring a brick, I don't have a key to get in.
What is that? A hoe. No, but like, what is that thing that she's dragging? A hoe. Meh heh he heh - I miss those guys.
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
On 14 Jan 2003 11:05:22 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Heh heh, yeah that was classic!
CB
On Tue, 14 Jan 2003 14:34:43 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
You said "ass".
Have you ever seen that movie ASSpen Extreme? I sat thru that whole damn movie and you never once got to see that chicks ass. I thought it was gonna be all cool cause it had ass right in the title.
~Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
On 15 Jan 2003 15:28:35 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Ah, darnit, no! Wish I taped it!
On 14 Jan 2003 11:05:22 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Hehe, that ruled!
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
Its cool when a word means two things. Yeah, like masturbation. Uhh, that doesn't work. Yeah it does, I do it all time time!
On Tue, 14 Jan 2003 21:18:30 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Hehe.. "all time time" are you dizzy or something?
On Sat, 11 Jan 2003 22:20:54 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Cool! Hey, I was just down there, well, uh, it was, oh crap, it was uh like 3 years ago. Maybe I seen you! I was riding the dog, what an adventure.
Oh, yeah! I remember that guy riding the dog down the highway, he was all drunk and blocking traffic, had a beer in one hand, was flicking me and the other people off with the other hand, had cooler strapped to the dogs butt with more beer in it, and was yelling something about Jesus...that was you???! Cool! Like, I wanted to stop and hang out but I was late for work.
On Sun, 12 Jan 2003 16:53:22 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
Whoa! That paragraph ruled more than my real trip!