...There were explosions and people doing it. Now, if they only showed a toilet, it might be pretty cwool. The music sucks, too.
I saw the preview for Star Trek: Nemesis...
Nov 29, 2002, 1:34 AM ET49 posts by 16 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
49 posts
Mhehe...Trekkies...those asswipes dress up like a bunch of dorks and get together at hotels and speak Kling-On or something...
On Fri, 29 Nov 2002 07:45:44 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
They beter watch out for the Klingons around Uranus.
CB
That chick Troy has got big thingies ...huhuh..and she can read your mind.. when that TNG crap is on I always think "show us your thingies! now!"
"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:QhUF9.4740$[email]...
mind..
Troy? Thats a dudes name. A dude with big thingies? Is he one of those transpesticides?
"KingTurd" wrote in message news:...
No, dumbass! Troy's one of those transformer dudes! "Number One, I order you to go take a number two."
Aye, aye, Captain.
Fire the retro-rockets and, uh, make us go that way.
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...
I order you to show me your thingies.
"KingTurd" wrote in message news:...
Troy: Captain, I sense you want to do it.
Beavis: "Hey Butt-Head, what is a black hole?"
Butt-Head: "A black hole is like this giant bung-hole in outer space. It's like, it sucks up the whole universe, and then it's like it grinds it up and sends it all to Hell or something."
Beavis: "Really? That's cool. So like, how do you know all this stuff?"
Butt-Head: "From watching Star Trek, bung-hole!"
Beavis: "Oh yeah. Heh-heh."
OO or B: (viewed sideways, at least) There's not enough keys that resemble boobs.
Jeni
GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES
On 05 Dec 2002 09:56:43 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:
Wonderbra:
(oYo)
No wonderbra: oo
Whamee319 wrote:
If they are seen from her right side a little behind her they will look like this >> or if her shirt is too tight they will look like this from the same angle )) or if she's naked they might look like this from the side }} --- Laurie ---
Um, how come there's, like, no thingies button on my keyboard? This sucks!
Get a keyboard from Brazil. They have a 'thingie' button. Its right next to the 'almost-naked-spanish-chick-on-Telemundo' button.
"KingTurd" wrote in message news:Tb%I9.8490$X%[email]...
sucks!
to
"agha see" wrote in message news:bNrJ9.44962$[email]...
next
Exactly, just look at the bottom of the page. I have that key on my keyboard, only shes wearing less.
On Fri, 06 Dec 2002 01:26:22 -0500, Laurie wrote:
I'm getting a boner.
CB
You could've at least drawn a little picture of what it looks like! After all, I worked really hard drawing all those thingies! --- Laurie ---
On Tue, 10 Dec 2002 14:12:57 -0500, Laurie wrote:
uh huh huh
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uh... sorry that sucked.
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It would be perfect if it wasn't cracked.
Where did you get that picture of me?? (I deleted it so everyone would stop staring at my thingies)
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Like, I worked hard on that and stuff.... hard......mhehe
Whoa! Like, do you need a wheelbarrow?
only because I kicked him in the nads.
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
Nah, thats actual size..mhehehe...
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"Hung Dong" wrote in message news:XFuO9.49$[email]...
(major weiner snippage) WOAH! Thats pretty cool, but, like, do chicks run from you and stuff?
"KingTurd" wrote in message news:YC%O9.137514$[email]...
I'm still trying to recover from when i dropped the lid on my scanner, when scanning my thingie.
On Wed, 1 Jan 2003 06:43:38 -0700, "Hung Dong" wrote:
OW!
On Wed, 1 Jan 2003 06:43:38 -0700, "Hung Dong" wrote:
Yeah, I hate it when I do that.
Why did you show me a picture of your freezie pop? That thing's gonna melt and if it melts all over my computer I'm gonna get some dude to come and kick your @ss.
On Tue, 31 Dec 2002 11:06:58 -0500, Laurie wrote:
Hehe, "freezie pop" that ruled! You could kick his @ss yourself!
:-)
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
Well if you would suck on it a couple of times it wouldn't melt on your compter. ;D
On Wed, 25 Dec 2002 20:27:59 -0700, "Hung Dong" wrote:
Let's get out of here before he screws us all.
On Wed, 01 Jan 2003 13:32:24 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Hung! Mount Cyber!
"Ralph the Rover" wrote in message news:[email]...
Do it! Do it now!!
On Thu, 2 Jan 2003 14:23:17 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
=:o\
On Thu, 02 Jan 2003 14:56:20 -0500, CyberButt wrote:
Hi, Bignose!
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
That could be Madonna like 10 years ago or something too.
"KingTurd" wrote in message news:...
Except that one dude, who had his ears surgically altered so they'd be pointed--that was pretty cwool.
Butt-Head: "Shut up so at least I can have a good time watching this crap!"
"Mitsy6666" wrote in message news:[email]...
news:...
I wonder if that dork hangs around with that chick who had strings surgically implanted in her face and had her ears pointed so she looks like a cat? I saw that chick on the Discovery channel. I paid attention..but I still like chicks and stuff... She's married to that dude who tattoo'd his whole body to look like a puzzle. What a dumbass. Think he tattoo'd a puzzle on his weiner too?
"KingTurd" wrote in message news:89mH9.18335$[email]... <snip>
like
I
his
No... that was like, the missing piece. huhhehm. wEIner!
"agha see" wrote in message news:ozmH9.34526$[email]...
attention..but
So the puzzle dude has no weiner?? Is it a detchable penis? I lost my weiner once, but I found it later.
On Thu, 5 Dec 2002 13:47:45 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
That happened to John Wayne Bobbitt too.
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
looks
tattoo'd
a
Bob-it..meheheh...but thats different, cause his was made detachable by some chick with a steak knife or something. I lost mine, but I found it later in my left hand.
On Thu, 5 Dec 2002 21:10:46 -0500, "KingTurd" wrote:
I hear ya. Sometimes I can't remember where I left my schlong, and I go all over the house looking and then I say to my gf, "Hey have you seen my schlong anywhere?" and she says "It's right there in your hand." I feel like a dork when that happens.
CB
^^
gay friend?;-O that's pretty messed up dude! mehehehhe
BTW - what are the X,Y coordinates for a CyberButt?email me (_|_)
On Sat, 07 Dec 2002 16:04:46 GMT, Argy wrote:
he who smelt it, dealt it
heh heh, yeah thanks!
X = 69
Y = #2
Well i tried to email you butt all I got were bounce notices from your ISP. Obviously you're an impostor.
CB
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
looks
tattoo'd
a
Bob-it..meheheh...but thats different, cause his was made detachable by some chick with a steak knife or something. I lost mine, but I found it later in my left hand.