You know you've watched too much B&B when ...

You know you've watched too much B&B when ...

... you're at the grocery store, looking through the aisle with the spices, see that bottle of "DILL WEED" and bust out laughing. When your friend looks at you funny, you turn your laugh into a Butt-Head laugh and point to the bottle to explain.

Honestly, I had never thought of the word "homeowner" as sounding like a reference to homosexuals before the days of B&B. Now I find myself laughing at the strangest things ... they have altered my mind!

-John Westergaard

see "Confession: Beavis is my Hard Drive"

"Me John, Big Tree"

You know you've watched too much B&B when you are tempted to say "he said..." to sections of words you hear on the tv or radio.

It's like cool when your so into B+B that your life collapses..

I went on a search for Nachos the other day.

I found them and bought loads, Nachos rule...

Catch you later dudes.

Adam Snow is cool. hu huh hu

Make yr own dude. All you need is a bag of corn-flavored Doritos and some Velveeta or Cheez Whiz or some cheez product. Melt the cheez, put it over the tortilla chips, and like, viola, or something.

Or when you're a TA in a Chem lab and you shout "[address]!!!" when someone lights a bunsen burner.

"What are you,some kind of butt ventriloquist?" Ian.

..too much B&B?!?!?!?

That would, like, be impossible...or something.

When you and a friend who also watches too much B&B do the "He Said" thing in the middle of Calculus.

Bill Cleveland

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Actually, that sounds to me like the result of too much calculus.

Jeff, liberal arts student

yeah, like when the professor talks about "circumscribed squares". "huh-huh...he said 'circumscribe'"

or "rectalinear graphing tools" "huh-huh...he said, 'rectal'....huh-huh..."

-dan.

Huh hu, he said tools, huh huh huh..

Adam..

[email] wrote:

I'm currently taking a systems analysis course, and my instructor is one of those dudes who likes to abbreviate stuff on the board. So he always writes "analysis" as "anal." I've almost lost it a couple times when he's done this.

In article you write:

I usually say "Heh-heh, yeah, this sucks" when something doesn't go right in my research lab...

when a guy says "ooooooh baby" to you in a beavis voice and you find it alluring.

When a naked man looks at you and says "come to butthead" and you go....

Mistress Lily <both true stories>

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo
My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore
OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo
 "You could burn the whole world down.
  You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go...
   ...if you wanted me to...
   and i'd send you a letter from there"
OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

Uh, even though I already answered this one before--I found myself doing things more and more often.

When the batteries on the remote died the other day, I just kept on trying to push the buttons to make it work. Finally I opened the thing up and started laughing, thinking about battery acid. Then I said out loud (while alone) THIS SUCKS! SUK, SUK, SUK SUK SUCK!!!

Doing laundry the other day, I dropped some of my clean clothes on the floor while trying to put them into the dryer and started singing, "Dammit, Dammit, sonofabitch, sonofabitch...sonofabeeeeaaaach".

Am I a female equivalent of Beavis or ButtHead? Uh, (blank stare) I dunno...

Cheryl

Its possible,

I can't watch any music videos any more without saying something B&BH ish, usually

This Sucks,

Also I can't seem to go to bed b4 4am anymore, its like I'm an Isomaniac or something, hu huh huh...

Can anyone offer any help... A nice chick could get me to bed, hu huhuh huh

Adam...

Uh, you need to like, do what I did. I took an A/C Delco 36 month auto battery and some jumper cables and rigged my remote. Now I won't have to get another battery until 1998!

thank you, drive through keith

Its like you wont need to change the batteries but you will need to mop up the battery acid from the floor...

I've got a better idea, why not get a 1kv petrol generator and set it up in your tv room... pipe the exhaust out of the window and hey presto...

You'll never need to change another battery...

An extra bonus is that the heat from the generator will help to keep you warm on those long winter evenings on the net..

Hmmm,

Adam...

On 23 Mar 1995, CAWhelchel wrote:

<sneep>

Rage intensely, Cheryl!

In Bill Sekscenski writes:

Dah, duh-duh-duhduhhh-dah! Whoa!

Cheryl