If you score too high you are Stuart

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I'm like either cool or a liar! liar! 10.84813% - Geekish Tendencies

Heh, 28.59961% - Total Geek

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:8_3Ea.9511$[email]...

Yeah, but being a liar is cool, so if you lied on that crap it prolly substracts a few geek points. I scored 3.94477% - Poser. I'm suprised that wanting to do Skully is geeky, I checked that one, cause, you know, I'd do her. Like, many times. And whats geeky about owning a voltmeter, every dude needs a voltmeter in his tool collection. And whats wrong with looking forward to doing your taxes when you get money back every year? But it probably adds some geek points just because I had nothing better to do than take a geek quiz.

On Fri, 06 Jun 2003 17:14:44 GMT, "DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote:

That sounds low to me.

err... Is thats what she said?

19.13 - Geek!

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:8_3Ea.9511$[email]...

17.15976% - Geek

A real geek would say that seeing as there were not 10000000 questions, five decimal places are really not necessary. It's stuff like that that get's me into trouble.Admitedly I own more computers than shoes. Luckily I think Star Trek is **** or things would have been much worse, they weren't interested in being able to recite the first twenty minutes of Blade Runner...

'The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help'...'why aren't you helping, Leon?' - the words of one 'Holden'. Things get worse for him.

Another thing, some more episodes are coming through on Kazaa. I've got two CD-R's full already dammit.

Bungholio! Thankyou, drive through

"roy batty" writes in article dated Tue, 10 Jun 2003 22:41:00 +0100:

A real geek would do what he's paid to do -- bite the head off a chicken. (That would be cool!!)

The test measures whether you're a nerd, not a geek. And I'm over 30%.

--Thundermaker$yahoo.com (Spud Demon) The above may not (yet) represent the opinions of my employer.

I defer to your statistically proven nerd superiority, but to explain, the chicken biting geek show was not for me...

That rubber band chick persuaded me to get a sideshow act of my own. It involves a 50 yard track, a lot of beans and chili; a skateboard and a 5" length of exhaust pipe for my bunhole. The bearded lady did the lighting honours and I'd shoot down that track like a meteor. My 'Bunghole Rocket-Sled Man' was voted Texas Circus Freak of the Year in 97 and 98 until a low-fibre chili caused a lack of gas pressure and a nasty 'butt flambe' incident. A suitable donor was found within hours and I had successful butt-transplant which will last me through my freakish retirement.

A simple blowback prevention valve would have saved me from this trauma, but that's the price of showbusiness.

Thank you, drive through

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Ha ha you are a geek. You try to call me one but you are 99.13242543543% geek. I might be 0.0000002342113 % geek at the very most. That is appauling, that you can only remeber 20 mineutes of the film that is your entire life. I can probably recite the whole of fight club if I watch it at the same time, and that anit my life. OK my life my seem to you to be based on drugs, but. It's alot better than a film, batty!

I've never called you a geek (plenty more besides Troll. Trekkie, Junkie, yada yada yada), alas I suspect you can sustain this conversation on your own - try not to confuse the words on the screen with the voices in your head. I was informed by a saner man than you (take your pick) that my score rendered me a nerd not a geek. He didn't explain the distinction...

Whoa, that's probably why all those power metal bands sing about that Tokin guy, 'cause they headbang, like, all the time.

I got about 4%. They called me a poser. And so will be punished by plewzys mum. This is very very upsetting being called a poser. I will have to go and see mr gregory to help me destroy them.