"We are spreading the toilet culture"

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/07/06/largest.loo.ap/index.html

"After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

That freaky disenvoweled virgin mary uriner is worth going to Japan for!

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That one was a little wierd, even by my low standards.

No way! Toilets rule! I think you're getting soft...meh heh.

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No way, I'm as hard as always, but peeing into the virgin mary chick isn't as fun as peeing your name in cursive on the wall instead.

Ya could like squirt, uh, something else in there...

Yeah, see. It sounds like you've lost your edge. I mean, it's all well and good to write your name on the wall butt sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do. And anyway, at least it involves a toilet.

On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:19:43 -0000, [email] wrote:

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CyberButt

As Marvin Gaye always said; "Ain't nothing like the real thing!"

--"Unlike natural urine Quick Fix can be heated up unlimited times."

Because don't you just hate when you're all ready for a nice cup of warm urine and you pick it up and it's cold again?

--"What could be funnier than dousing your roommate's bed with urine? Not much!"

True....true.

--"Doing it with fake urine will reduce the chance of getting your ass beat!"

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