emehehehehehehehehe... now that I've gotten your attention:
Has anyone seen the "poopie" list? It's like, a way cool list of different kinds of *PooP*! (example: Ghost Poop: Where you feel like you've pooped, but there's nothing in the toilet when you flush)
Hmmm... now, does Beavis exude the following traits? (at least it isn't one of those "Beavis and ButtHead are Gay" threads)
1. coprolagnia (sexual pleasure derived from playing with feces) OR 2. coprophilia (Love of feces)
Cause like, when I was studying psychology I learned that coprophilia (according to Ferenczi) traces the develoment from feces through various forms and stuff. It also is related somewhat to "potty training" and the discipline that forms a fixed libido (sphincter training) only relieved by feces and control of them.
Should I talk this over with another group like, alt.who.gives.a.poop?
BH: "I love to take a dump, huh huh huh. It like, gives me a special feeling down there, huh huh" B: "Hmm heh yeah hmm m heh... Uh... What do you mean?" BH: "You dumbass."
GHOST TURD The kind where you feel the turd come out, but there isn't any turd in the toilet.
CLEAN TURD The kind where you crap it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET TURD The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin your paints with a stain.
SECOND WAVE TURD It happens when you're done craping and you've pulled up your pants to your knees and you realize that you have to crap some more.
POP A VEIN IN YOUR HEAD TURD The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
RICHARD SIMMONS TURD You crap so much you lose 30 pounds.
LINCOLN LOG TURD The kind of turd that is so huge that you're afraid to flush it without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY TURD It's noisy and everyone within earshot is giggling. "That's cool" - Butt-Head
DRINKER TURD The kind of turd you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the bottom of the toilet. BH: "Hey Beavis, have you ever drank a beer?" B: "Uh... yeah, hmm heh." BH: "Oh yeah? Where'd you get it from?" B: "This like, uh, guy gave it to me." BH: "Liar. You've never drank a beer." B: "Shutup Butt-Head!"
CORN TURD Self-explanitory.
"GEE, I WISH I COULD TURD" TURD It's the kind where you want to make a turd but all you do is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP TURD "Tap is cool" - Beavis That's where it hurts so bad coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS TURD (the power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast your cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID TURD The kind where yellow-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN FOOD TURD It smells so bad that the bathroom must be condemmed.
UPPERCLASS TURD The kind that thinks their turd doesn't smell.
FISHERMAN'S BOBBER TURD The kind where you are in a public restroom, there are two people waiting on you stall, you crap and flush 2 times, but several golfball size pieces are still floating above the water line.
AMBUSH TURD This kind never occurs at home, but usually at a party or while playing golf. It's the result of trying to fart just a little, but you end up with trower chili and you have to walk bow-legged for the rest of the day.
CAT TURD Thin turds like the kind that cats leave in the garden.
KAMIKAZE TURD The kind that seems to leave your butt before you get to the toilet.
NowAndLater TURD You turd some now and save some for later.
APRIL FOOL'S TURD The kind that feels like a Lincoln Log Turd but turns out to be a bobber.
RABBIT TURD A bunch of pellets.
GUILLOUTINE TURD The kind you cut in half before your done.
LAVA TURD (FIRE ASS) Slight burning sensation.
TWO WAY TURD (Surf and Turf) This usually occurs when your sick and you puke and turd at the same time.
MOSS TURD Usually associated with the runs and looks like pond scum on top of the water.
CATFISH TURD The kind that floats on the bottom of the bowl.
STEALTH TURD Doesn't make a sound. The kind you hope for in a public facility.
TAGGER TURD When you leave your mark on the back of the toilet bowl.
[really cool list of turd stuff snipped...(whoa! that was like, ummm... a double - um tundrerrr..ummm double-enturdemehehe.... like, I wrote something that had another meaning or something)]
Scot! Dewd! I would like to thank you for posting the list! It RULES! emehehehehe... is it going to go on to WWW? Like, you could use the BnBH stuff that you wrote and post it like ummm...the Dickshunary of Turd Terms or something! (just a thought ;)
C h e r y l A n n Iloveeverybody
Weird Trivia For The Day: Did you know that in music, the word to describe "tuning" is "Stimmen"? mehehehehehe... Have you tuned yourself today?--Maybe you should start stimmen now! emeheheheheehehehehe...!
Umm...I have the information about the Graceland Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas... Elvis Ruled! Who else would dream of going "out" by crashing face-first from the toilet! WHOA! emehehehehehe... It's like a Beavis-Dream-Come-True! :)
Well...Turdsday is like a Holey Day and stuff... emehehehehehe.... Woo-haa! Keep it all in check! emehehehehehe...
<whoa! got a little carried away with a massive snip and stuff>
Uhh... Monday Turdsday? I mean is it Monday or is it Turdsday?... religion is like complicated and stuff.
It's cool though, when else can you get your feet washed in church and they put black stuff on the altar and everything looks like a Gwar Video or something on your way out.
st> Here ya go! st> st> The Beavis and Butt-Head Turd List
[cool stuff snipped]
st> CAT TURD st> Thin turds like the kind that cats leave in the garden.
Speaking of turds - In an awesome Dutch TV-show some chick said she could identify different animals by the smell of their turds !
She took a seat in a restaurant and was blindfolded. Then the waiter came up with plates full of turds from all sort of animals. She smellt at the diner and named all the animals ! That was cool !
Jason Passmore , Collector of that which does not suck wrote...
b> Cat wrote:
[...]
b> > C h e r y l A n n b> > Iloveeverybody b> > b> > Weird Trivia For The Day: Did you know that in music, the word to b> > describe "tuning" is "Stimmen"? mehehehehehe... Have you tuned b> > yourself today?--Maybe you should start stimmen now! b> > emeheheheheehehehehe...! b> b> Heheheh hey baby. I like need some fine stimmen. Care to stimmen me?
_Wow !_ Buttland is speaking German ! This is cool.
Ja wohl! ButtLand sprechen de Deutsche! or something...emehehehehe!
Like, ButtLand is a Multicultural Nation made up solely of ummm...no, wait a minute...emehehehehe... Viva la'ButtLand too. emehehehehehehehe... and umm...emehehehehe... Okage sama de, Buttland! emehehehehehe... Japanese...emehehehehehehe...
This reminds me of a recent thing at work where some new guy who's like a foreiner or something (think he's like from Romania or Wusselvania or something).
He comes to he and starts asking me what I know about hymens... I said, uh excuse me? That's a kinda personal question or something.
Anyway, after asking him about what he needed to know that for, I eventually figured out that he was asking if he needed HIMEM.SYS to run a debugging package on a laptop. So I like repaired his hymen or something I guess.
A quote from JFK Butthead... From Great moments in Buttland History.
j> : Leo wrote: j> : > _Wow !_ Buttland is speaking German ! This is cool. j> : > j> : > "Ich bin ein Buttlander !" j> j> : Ja. Eine kleine Buttmusik!!! j> j> O Fartknockern! Nicht diese Turde! j> Sondern lasst uns bungenehmere Anstimmen und poopenvollere! j> j> Freude, schoener Pooperfunken, COOL ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^ funky poop, ey?
j> Dillweed aus Elysium, j> Wir betreten fartentrunken j> buttlische dein Turdlingtum. j> j> Deine Nachos binden wieder j> wass die Pork Rinds streng geteilt. j> Alle Bungholen werden Assweiper j> wo dein sanfter Fartknockern weilt.
That RULED ! Jay - you kick ass ! Eventhough it's kinda out of tune... it still RULES !
Mhehehe hm hm NACHOS ! Mhehehe hm hm "Turdlingtum"... hm hm yeah Mhehehehe hm hm yeah... Do you play any instruments ? If I could choose one, I'd take a chainsaw ! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Mhehehehhe this kicks butt !
d> Bill Sekscenski wrote: d> >On Mon, 1 Apr 1996, Leo wrote: d> > d> >> Jason Passmore , Collector of that which does not d> >> suck wrote... d> >> b> Cat wrote: d> >> d> >> _Wow !_ Buttland is speaking German ! This is cool. d> > d> >Ja! Die Buttlandern wollt nur bumsen und bumsen. Das ist sehr toll, d> >nicht war? d> > d> >Bill Sekscenski d> >Herr Doktor d> d> d> d> hey, Leo...... d> d> d> What did he say???? Please translate....
Dumbass, err.. I mean Your Lordship,
I don't expect you to speak German but I thought you understood some phrases... Like - I bet you already had some old Nazi bastards in your Funeral Home whispering secrets to you right before you kick their asses the last time... Mhehehe hm hm yeah
Dr. Bill Cheque-n-Ski said "YES - Buttlanders just wanna score and SCORE. That's cool, isn't it ?"
Well, Dr. Checkyourskin, I guess that IS pretty cool. But first one needs to be on T.V. ! Actually, I'm _gonna be_ on TV Tuesday night and then I'm definetely gonna _score_ ! Mhehehe hm hm yeah... Summertime is cool.
BTW : I'd like to enroll at Bungmunch U for a year as exchange student...
Unfortunately I'm unable to hock such big loogies as this dude from
Japan did in the mall.