Your spamming crap doesnt work either, you waste of bungwipe!
If you were on fire, I wouldn't even waste a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon to put you out. I'd choke it down while toasting a hot dog and yelling "play some Skynyrd, man!" over your burning corpse and spamming software.
Then I'd break your Kiosk, whatever the hell that is.