Blabjakablajka! Hi! I'm Patrick! You don't know me! Rundunarrrrio! I am....(insert trumpet fanfare here)......hereby appointing myself... (insert drum roll here).....
TRANSCRIPTOR and STOOL FIRST-CLASS of Buttland!
Need a script? Transcript? Poopscript? Plopscript? I'll even do Firescripts! All you need do is ask.....Trrrrrrrampadanojano!
-Stoolio