Who would win in a fight between Al-Anus and Courtney Love?

Feb 10, 19963 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Personally, I think Courtney would rip Al-Anus' penis off and stuff it down her throat. (mehu huhuhuh....)

-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!

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No, I think Courtney Hole would be the one with the detachable penis. That way she wouldn't even have to be there when Al-Anus went down on her in a theater!

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