I suggest that we start either posting or crossposting to alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead. I also suggest that we use big words and perfect grammar, and refuse to write as the young ruffians in question speak.
Ahhh...College turns you into a pig-blowing, beatiality loving dumbass! Damn Stu, I'm sure there's one woman out there that can accept your limp-wrist ass the way it is. All hope is not lost!
Ummm...I'm going to like speak for Jason because he's at work (work sucks). He's not into that stuff, so I don't think he'll be joining you at the "suckfest" this weekend. Besides, he's got the blow-up woman to keep himself occupied.