Hey KT, are you dead yet?

Ok, I've been a very naughty girl and should probably be spanked, but I haven't been on the computer, I swear! So is KT dead cause his state is getting it's ass kicked or what?

BOIOINNNGG! :-D

yes, you should be. i volunteer to administer the punishment! ehehehhe ;)

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

No way, dillhole, I saw her first!

"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...

Woah, so, if your feeling naughty, why don't you jump in your tank and head to Florida, baby! I'll spank you. I'm sure your tank can get through all the downed trees and flooding and junk everywhere. And here comes another one, right over me, again. This sucks. I'm heading to the trailer park now, see if Lolita wants to be my last boyfriend on earth. If you don't hear from me for awhile, I'm probably out in a field somewhere under a phone booth.

ehehehhe ;)

OK, butt go easy on me, it's my first time.

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm an oldschool spankee.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

Duh, that's what the submarine is for.

You like to be on bottom?

Okay, that's good to know.

"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...

spanked, but

cause his

You've been gone a long time, I wondered if you were in prison. Then I wondered if anything was illegal in Californication? Have you been suffering some 'Caged Heat' with some hot sweating emotional women? Have you begged Governor Arnie for a pardon?

I hope you can give us all the whole filthy story. If not, please make one up...

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

Hiya Roy. Despite what all the rumors say, no I haven't been in jail - it wasn't me, it was a foreigner! - so no, I haven't been anyone's bitch lately. The reason I've been gone is that I was away at a school for girls that teaches everything you need to know in order to master all positions in the Kama Sutra. It was a very intensive learning process and so they didn't allow internet access, despite all of the fine sites you can find out there on the subject. But thanks for your concern. I'm back now and I'm wiser for having "gone down" there.

Get in your damn tank and get your ass to FL and drop some Karma Sutra on me, baby.Ooooooh, come to King Turd of Shit Island, baby.

... I'm back now and I'm wiser for having "gone down"

Hopefully remarks like that might be enough to kill off Abe, I, myself was close to needing a defibrillator (not to be confused with that ***device*** in your handbag) on first reading.

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

I aims to please.

Holy Moses! Err. How much?

I thought that San Diego was near a naval base so business should be brisk. Failing that there's the zoo... I read somewhere that to get Pandas into the mood they show them porn movies. I'm sure that Ron Jeremy would look more attractive in a Panda suit...