Bike Roulette

Hey choads, check this out, a special treat for atbnb wussies.

One pic is of a bike, and a chick in a yellow outfit.

Other pic is of a bike, and a dude in a yellow outfit.

Huh huh huh, choose wisely or something...

[email] wrote:

Dear Mr. Mixaplix,

I would like to choose the chick by the giant red bike, thank you. :-P

Maybe the bike was just regular size and the chick was like a midget or something. Like a spare chick you could keep in the trunk.

You're thinking of a blow up doll.

On Aug 4, 9:09 am, [email] wrote:

Constantly.

[email] wrote:

Of course, but what does that have to do with it?

No, no, the uh, bike is big cause, uh huh huh huh, it's that new model from Yarmulka, the Elk Krusher 6900.

[email] wrote:

LOL! I'm sure KT has put in his order!

She's got a skeleton inside of her, ya wanna see it?

[email] wrote:

Ummmmm....no thanks!    >;-[]

wrote in message news:[email]...

How's they get the skeleton to "perform"?

What on earth are you talking about?

Wait. Don't answer.

Told that to the wrong crowd, I see.

Duh, he's got a boner.

[email] pounded off:

Maybe he will post pics.

"maiden of mayhem" wrote in message news:[email]...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ospenis.jpg

The baculum (also penis bone, penile bone or os penis) is a bone found in the penis of most mammals. It is absent in humans, equids, marsupials, lagomorphs, and hyenas, amongst others. It is used for copulation and varies in size and shape by species. Its characteristics are sometimes used to differentiate between similar species.

The oosik of Native Alaskan cultures is a polished and sometimes carved baculum of various large northern carnivores such as walruses. The raccoon baculum is sometimes worn as a luck or fertility charm.

The word baculum originally meant "stick" or "staff" in Latin. The homologue to the baculum in female mammals is known as the baubellum or os clitoridis.

Clellan S. Ford and Frank A Beach, Patterns of Sexual Behavior, p. 30 says "Both gorillas and chimpanzees possess a penile bone. In the latter species the os penis is located in the lower part of the organ and measures approximately three-quarters of an inch in length."

In humans, which lack the baculum and baubellum, the rigidity of the erection is provided entirely through blood pressure in the corpus cavernosum. Humans occasionally are born with the penile bone. It is generally surgically removed.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE SCREWS US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[email] gave a holler:

Then that would mean we wouldn't like all score. That could've been cool, all scoring at the same time and stufff.