The Shrine of Beavis and Butt-head

Nov 22, 199811 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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WHOA!!!! Where did you find it? (probably somewhere in Australia, they don't sell stuff like that in American stores unless I'm just a dumbass or something)

There was a coffeehouse I used to go to that had B&B TOILET PAPER in the bathroom....it said stuff like "huh-huh huh-huh 'wipe' huh-huh', had pictures of B&B on the can, and of course, Cornholio. I saw the stuff at the mall during one of the, like, 3 times a year I set foot in a mall, but it was about $5.00 the roll, in other words waaaaaaay to f***in expensive for bumwipe. Anyway even if I did buy it I wouldn't want to wipe my bum with something like that. If they had TP with pictures of Bill Gates, Monica Lewinsky, Saddam Hussein, the band Hanson (not to be confused w/BECK Hanson), or the cast of the TV show "Friends" on it, that would be a different story, but.......

Richard-Head wrote in message ...

Uh, I like made it and stuff. There's this store where you can emboss images onto wallpaper so I got some BnB pictures and they made it into a pattern and volia! wallpaper. They don't sell it, it's one of a kind.

I've got some Buttwipe too, I got my friend to buy it when she went to Las Vegas. She also bought me these magnets that make cool sentences or something. They're cool.

This is a poem that we wrote one day using my magnets.

"I'm gonna chainsaw his huge, exploding boner. Slut fries and hard thingies eat Burger World. Thank you drive Through. Feel wood baby."

-written by Antonia, Luke, Cathy, Ashlea and Daniel.

It's abstract poetry.

Anyway, I REALLY like Beavis and Butt-head, when B&B Do America came out in Australia I went to the advance screening and met these dudes dressed up like B&B and sat on the couch with them and one of them had a boner and it was hard, I mean funny. And I also won a competition and won the B&B TV Talker and now I bring it into exams as good luck. And the supervisor gets pissed off and tells me to put that thing away but my boobs aren't hanging out.

Come to Antonia

way cool :) ehe emboss ehehe that sounds kinky ehe ;)

Vegas rules :) one of my favourite places :)

She also bought me these magnets that make cool sentences or

reheh cool have you downloaded (eheh load deheh down) that Butthead Simulator yet? it's butthead's voice, callingout random sentences, put together by the program at random from lots of one-word wav file samples of BnB eheh samples ehehe

http://www.informatik.tu-muenchen.de/~henne/

if you have trouble accessing this, use the official US mirror: http://www.micronet.net/users/~beavis2/bnb/afainfo.html

way cool ehehehee :)

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uhuh I think I'd take great satisfaction in knowing that a pic of Jennifer Anus-ton had wiped the poop off my butt eheheeh she's such a snooty cow that I would LOVE to rub her nose in poop

dammit if i can (eheh can) find the scans I made of that toilet paper (no, not USED ones, dammit eheh) I'll post (eheheh post) them to the bi-n-hairies NG.

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woahehehe she said *bin-n-hairies* ehehe

check it out eheh she's naked eheheh yehs ehehehehe http://www.clic.net/~birdy/jc/films/HotSpot/hsnude.jpg

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(a) I have no life and plenty of time on my hands (not to mention goat poop on them ehehe)

(b) I have a lot of friends in the same situation,
    who send me a lot of this stuff, though a lot
    of it I find myself by surfing.

BTW.. if you search that site with that topless pic on it, there's lots of underwear shots of that same actress :)

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