Butt Bandit

Nov 24, 2008, 8:47 AM ET10 posts by 5 posters
10 posts
Atbnb Imbecile

huh huh huh...

OMAHA, Neb. – Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."

Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."

"This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.," Scott said. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."

The man was spotted by police about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday and arrested without incident, Scott said. The suspect appears to be the same man caught on a surveillance camera at the middle school last year, he said.

maiden of mayhemAtbnb Imbecile

I kept finding butt-prints on my sliding glass doors, and have caught my son in the position a number of times mooning his friends and a group of Jehovah Witnesses.

It keeps the Witnesses away, so it really ain't such a bad thing.

CyberButtmaiden of mayhem

On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:34:03 -0600, [email] (maiden of mayhem) wrote:

Does he use hand lotion or Vaseline to do that?

King TurdCyberButt

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

It was hand lotion. I just bonded out. Nice to be back.

King TurdAtbnb Imbecile

wrote in message news:[email]...

Like, are you a chick, cause MBP (my butt pics) are FCO .

Atbnb ImbecileKing Turd

Aargh nooo, I was just joking, King!

I'm a dude, I bean in this group since 18-oh-negative.

Have a good day all you imbeciles.

Gary M.Atbnb Imbecile

[email] wrote:

Whoa!!!! "18-oh-negative?" You're almost as old as me! I'll bet you even remember Baz. :-O

Argy200 (before Thanksgiving dinner) Argy299 (after eating like a piggy on Thanksgiving!)

CyberButtGary M.

On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:57:35 GMT, Argy wrote:

Yeah I'm stuffed too. That possum ruled.

King TurdCyberButt

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

I had possum stuffed armidillo. Roadkill rules!