DUE TO YOUR LACK OF PARTICIPATION IN THIS CLASSROOM, YOU ARE ALL ASSIGNED A BOOK REPORT.
http://www.geocities.com/turdguide/
There will be no excuses and you will have this assignment in on time. Bungholes. Next time, maybe you dillholes will get off your asses and post something. Now get busy.
On Wed, 22 Jun 2005 19:24:46 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
OR-AL! OR-AL!! OR-AL!!!
In message , "King Turd" wrote:
Heehehe...hey, look...it's Mr. Turd acting smart and stuff....what a dumbass....like he can actually read or something. :)
Here's my report from the Poop Side:
If you look at the anus during a 69 and it's got a browneye....blow a load immediately....it's worse than radioactivity.
That is my report from the Poop side.
"Scot J. Trudeau" wrote in message news:kzGue.7051$[email]...
You sound like a man that speaks from experience. Who was the browneye? Tell me it wasn't Jeni, I've been lusting after her for years but never scored!
In message , "King Turd" wrote:
Nope. It was Baz. ;-)
"Scot J. Trudeau" wrote in message news:KF1ve.11157$[email]...
Baz Luhrmann? I didn't know you swung on that side of the fence :)
In message , "King Turd" wrote:
Shut up asslicker! Baz from canada....I went postal on her ass hehehehe.... ;-)
"Scot J. Trudeau" wrote in message news:h70we.35915$[email]...
Why did you go postal on some chick? Have the authorities questioned you yet? Hey, your homo-cidal secret is safe with me. You should have done her instead.of drinking 12 Red Bulls and going postal. I hear on the street that chicks like guys that DONT go postal on them. Maybe Laurie, her kitten, or Jeni would like to shed some light on the proper way for a dude to score with a chick without going postal and looking at federal time...Cyberbutt? FB? Dia-ball-lick? Anyone? I really need to score, the whole going postal thing hasn't worked,. looking for tips...maybe nachos and porn? Hanging out by the Slim Jim display at the 7-11 hasn't worked either....
In message , "King Turd" wrote:
I did do her heheheheheheh.....But I got it all back....it said "Return to Sender" on my package. :)
Uhh, I read a book once. It had these sneetches and they had these stars on their butts or something. The book taught you to dislike certain sneetches if they had no star. So if you rode in a roller coaster your star fell off and then you weren't as good as you used to be. What I learned from this book is reading sucks. And if I ever see a sneetch on the beach I'll bury him upside down to his starry ass and let him think about making me read his sucky book.
I want a report on your kitten. You need to tell us how is is, how you've been rubbing it to make it purr, etc :)
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
Hi Turdy,
My kitten is just fine... just this morning I was playing with her! I can always tell when she needs some attention, and I can't deny her anything. She likes to lie down in a sunny spot so I have plenty of light to see everything I'm doing. I rub her until I find just the right spot, and then she closes her eyes and stretches out and purrrrs... I start off slowly so she doesn't get irritated and I can tell when she wants a little more, so I keep rubbing and rubbing, and she kind of leans into my fingertips as if she's saying "don't stop, don't stop", and I can tell she's tensing up so I keep going, a little more, a little more, a little more and OH! Suddenly she seems to have had enough because she goes all limp and relaxed and falls to sleep, and I swear she's got a little smile on her face. :) ~ Laurie ~ (with a contented kitten right in my lap!)
"Laurie" schreef in bericht news:[email]
mheheh... mhhmm... yeah... mhhm... boioioioinnnggg... splat... mhhhmmm...
Boioioioioing!!
You could write for Spank magazine.. :)
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...