Please!!! I, like, need your help or something. My roommate has a crack in his butt and he really needs to get it fixed. Like, send us some money or something so we can get some . . . uh . . . get some uh huh huh huh huh huh huh.
Thank you. Please drive through.
In article [email] (Godfatherofsoul) writes:
Uhhhh...I need money too but I do have a solution for your roommates "condition". Any Home Depot or "hard"ware store will have caulking. (emehehehehehehe "hard") Like, let him caulk his own crack ok? Oooooo.... yeah! You could always afford "Fix-A-Flat" emehehehehehehehhe
emehehehehehehehe....
CherylAnn iloveeverybody
peaceout
In message , [email] (Godfatherofsoul) wrote:
Step 1: Find a gerbil Step 2: Find a straw Step 3: Pull down his pants Step 4: Pull down your pants Step 5: Insert gerbil into roomates anus Step 6: Spew your come into his anus Step 7: Insert straw into his anus Step 8: Suck real hard through straw
ehehe DammitDAmmitSonofabitch!!
That ruled supreme!
eh eh eh
Giant Underpants From Outer Space
I also need help...
I have a similar problem....
My dog has a crack in her butt, and when a local male dog comes by her,
his weiner falls into his crack, and this is very distressing for the
male dog, he starts to shiver and shake and breathe heavily, so I know he
must be scared and traumatized by the whole incident.
Please help me pay for an operation to close up this crack in her butt
Thank you
Giant Underpants From Outer Space