Explosions RULE

Feb 25, 2003, 8:51 AM ET25 posts by 7 posters
25 posts
aghasee
KHA-BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/cool/hummer.mpg

I want one of those NOW! So I can drive 'round town yelling at everyone: GET OUTTA MY WAY, BUTTMUNCH, OR YOU'LL BE BLOWN TO BITS! mheheh ...blow...

Destruction is cool...

CyberButtaghasee

On Tue, 25 Feb 2003 13:51:43 GMT, "agha see" wrote:

WHOA!!! THAT RULED!!!!!

I want one too!!!

CB

King TurdCyberButt

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

BUTTMUNCH,

Dammit, I always miss out on the cool stuff...I went to the link and it was down...mhehe..it went down... too many other bungholes must have downloaded it and pissed off the isp or something. Was it something about a hummer with a bigass flamethrower or something? mhehe...hummer....

aghaseeKing Turd

"King Turd" wrote in message news:SRS6a.29805$[email]...

was

No way! It's up! ...up... mhheh It must be related to like, maybe you always running behind or something? Or your internet connection sucks? Face it KT, you're beginning to lose out on things. You lost like, yer grip on things...

It's like this cool big-ass hummer with a rocket launcher on top. It RULES!

Whamee319aghasee

KT's not the only one who lost his grip on his thing, I couldn't see it either.

Meh he heh heh he heh.

Mehehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehheehehehehehehheehehehehe.....

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

CyberButtKing Turd

On Tue, 25 Feb 2003 18:27:48 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Even better... it was a hummer with a rocket launcher! And the rocket flew into a house through the bathroom window and then the whole neighborhood suddenly disappeared in a cloud of black smoke!!

I wish I had one of those. It would be a constructive way for me to deal with my anger or something.

I just posted it in a.b.bnb as a Pubic Cervix to the group.

I have a rocket launcher in my pants.

CB

Whamee319CyberButt

Was someone IN the bathroom? Bet they never feel safe to go again. Then they'd have to hold it untill their bladder implodes. That'd be cool.

I wish I had one of those. It would be a constructive way for me to deal with my anger of not being able to use a rocket launcher! I'm royally pissed about that!

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdCyberButt

This is a pube-lix cervix announcement.... I just down-loaded it off of abbnb where you were cool enough to post it and that ruled. I think that would cut down on road rage. When people pissed me off, I could use that, and I woulden't be pissed anymore. So no more road rage. That would be theraputic.+36 Like, after I typed 'theraputic', I left the room to get a drink, and I came back and that puppy had jumped up and was standing there starting at me with her front paws on my keyboard and typed that '+36' while I was gone. I'm not sure what this means.

CyberButtKing Turd

On Thu, 27 Feb 2003 19:21:55 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Whoa! Your dog is already posting to Usenet. She's pretty smart.

I know. It means "woof!"

Gary M.CyberButt

Try news:alt.cooldog-chat Most of them are idiots though.

I've seen that "woof!" dog in a picture before....it's some secret scary ghost-doggie or something. ;-O

King TurdCyberButt

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dude, people believe in that pet psychic crap on TV, we could put a keyboard on the ground and let peoples cats and dogs and chinchillas run around on it, then just make up a bunch of crap about what they are trying to say, and be rich! Then we could have chicks, and respect, then more money.

aghaseeCyberButt

"King Turd's doggie" wrote in message news:[email]...

This sucks. I've seen these before. They're like, numbers 'n stuff from that mathemezition guy in school... What a dumbass. Like, as anybody ever needs numbers again once you quit school.

Numbers make me feel like screaming...

BEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!

Screaming rules.

King Turdaghasee

that

I recognize the numbers and crap, but what's that '+' thing? Is this religion class or something? School sucks...

aghaseeKing Turd

"King Turd" wrote in message news:4k28a.117585$[email]...

It's probably like, a secret code or something telling the extra-termestrians with nads on their heads to get medievel on yer ass. You're in trouble KT, If I were you, I'd keep a low profile for a few day's, and like hide behind the Durex-stand in the Maxi-mart... You could check out the chicks who buy condoms... hehhm... I've heard those chicks are ready to do it 'n stuff... You could then tell me which chicks are ready, so I can score with 'em. Chicks are cool, especially the sluts.

King Turdaghasee

"agha see" wrote in message news:FJ28a.101687$[email]...

day's,

out

to

I think youre right. That must mean that my dog is...one of them. I bet when she's scratching at the door, its more secret codes for the nad-headed ET's hiding outside. Shit! The dog is plotting to have me abducted so they can do spearmints on me. Damn dog, not only does it chew up the TP rolls and my speaker wire, but its conspiring to have me abducted by illegal aliens...youre right, I should lay low for awhile...maybe get a fake beard and some glasses and go inburrito for a few days, till the heat's off... <bad fake spanish acent> Mike? Who's that? I'm Crevis. The Durex stand is a good idea, I could stand there and when the chicks buy them, I could say "Hey baby, need any help using those?" I'll let you know if it works, and you can try it too, but I'm not going to call you first if it actually does and theres some chick there ready to go...no way, dude.

chaosaghasee

agha see wrote:

Huh, huh. Hey agha, you know where those are going to go...

hehhm... I've heard those chicks are ready to

http://chaos.corrupt.net
aghaseechaos

wrote in message news:D9b8a.4996$[email]...

day's,

out

Yeah, that's why... But the fartknocker is gonna keep 'm all for himself! Dammit!!! The egoshumptric bastard!!!

Whamee319aghasee

Yeah, it's probably like some secret code to tell the Bubble Men how many positive ions they should cram up your ass. I've seen this kinda thing before, it's very painful.

Wait, what's that sound? Ahhhh!!! It's the Bubble Men!!!

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

aghaseeWhamee319

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

before,

OH NO! Not the bubble men!

I'm starting to feel like, sorry for KT. He's like doomed to walk around for the rest of his life with positive ions up his butt. He should like, change his nick to "PI-butt". Mhehheh... Pee-Eye-Butt...

chaosKing Turd

King Turd wrote:

No, like, religion is sometimes cool. There was one time I looked at that bi-bull and there was a bunch of boring stuff, then it said '666' like in that Maiden song! Maiden rules.

Maybe your dog was talking about that. +36...uh. like three sixes: 666! Yes! Your dog's pretty cool.

I saw some movies about dogs like that though. Huh, huh. She's going to breathe fire out her mouth and maybe her butt, then kill you. At least it will be cool.

http://chaos.corrupt.net
Gary M.CyberButt

hahhahah LOL!

Welcome to the NG, you doggie-dog you! hahahhahah

(good joke, CB!) LMAO

King TurdCyberButt

"King Turd's doggie" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dammit dog, I told you to stay off the computer when I'm downloading..ummm..movies....

Gary M.King Turd

It means you didn't drink long enough.....and you interrupted your doggies cool message...dammit, KT!!!! >:-[]

King TurdGary M.

Next time I'll stay out longer. She'd prolly call you a bunghole though. :)