I would have to agree with that statement by my fellow countryman!
Being English I have always wondered what the 5th amendment of the American constituition is. But now have worked it out.....
'Though should be generally fat, ugly and talk absolute shite at all times'
Thank you
err.... I am a so called "Yankee" and certainly do not agree with your statement. I have heard of one place in England where they hung a monkey because thay thaught it was a French spy! Speaking of monkeys.... I have heard a rumour about people from that place constantly spanking their monkeys!
"Adam (the britpop hero)" wrote:
Why don't you eat me you fucking British fag? All you do is sit there on yer what you call bums and spank it over Di...get a life, fag...why don't you go blow Charles or something? I'll bet you think the Queen is good looking. Fucking ass wipe son of a bitch.
You don't deserver to know my name fucken dick lick pussy Brit
errr..did you not know that Scotland is considered to be British i.e. part of Britain ...you sad Yankee tosser...or something.
[email] wrote:
Wow, I finally started a thread I can show my kids when I get around to having them.
(see, now that is a loaded statement)
todd of the, but I don't have any kids officer
http://funnelweb.utcc.utk.edu/~todzilla/othumbs.html
Hey
listen to Muddy waters Sing 19 years old....I think FZ might of heard that one!
i hate yankees because they don't put sugar in the tea.
besides that it's just that the yankee chicks are (in general of course not all) fairly homely and ironically at the same time more stuck up.
In [email] writes:
course
Stuck up? We will not go there... This comment is beyond reproach (snicker). Suggestion, talk to yourself more often and please pick up your tabloid, all you slimy english dirtballs call a newspaper, and tell me how the royal shit pile is doing...mmmmm?
On 01-26-96, [email] wrote:
It's all those teeth. Makes their lips bug out bloody awful. They'd look much better if they took the Rotterdam cure, eh? "Rotterdam teeth out."
If it was good enough for mum.....
Its because we are all hermaphrodites. Didn't anyone ever tell you that? Man, the state of education in Britain...
Sylvia
[email] (Dr.Zub) wrote:
Oooo! Big talk from guy at a "pixie" server.
[email] (Dr.Zub) wrote:
I've never even heard a doosh-sax... Let alone an American one. Is it closer in tone to a tenor-sax or an alto-sax?
You must be a real expert on the doosh-sax. I'd bet you can whip out a really mean tune. Now if you could only do something about that lingering smell of vinegar that follows you.
Ya fuckin' choad chomper.
uh uh..actually, i think he plays the "pink flute"...uh uh uh
In article , [email] wrote:
Have you ever tried Tang in tea? That's the best. Really!
Hmmmm ... there are probably more American women who like Zoogz Rift than, say, English women. On the other hand, 100% of English Uberfemmes like him, whereas somewhat fewer (proportionally) American Uberfemmes do.
Gimme dollah!
BR>Subject: Re: FUCK OFF YOU SAD YANKIE TWATS....
BR>i hate yankees because they don't put sugar in the tea.
BR>besides that it's just that the yankee chicks are (in general of course BR>not all) fairly homely and ironically at the same time more stuck up.
I put sugar in tea all the time. However, I hate the other Yanks out there that have NO SENSE OF HUMOR! They don't know a thing about good comedy. Fortunately, I grew up with an Aussie mum so I have a nicely cultivated sense of humor.
stuff.
Douche... uh huh huh...
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
made u look.
Dave Edwards wrote:
What's shite?
-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
Andx how do YOU feel, Mr SACKS, being named after the SCROTUM???????
Mr jeffrey Ball-Sacks....ehe he ehe he
I assume you are another dumb Brit who has never seen much of the world,
other than 'good old Blighty" and the occisional trip to Spain or Greece?
Wise up, the Empire was lost, and your silly little island is becoming
another thrid world nation, with it's lousy standard of living.
So, wise up, Mr Ball-Sacks,
(oh, and "Jeffrey" is a pretty faggy name, too - i would change that,too)
and open up your mind, free your ass and *shut the hell up, geek*
If this is the case,why the hell do you obey the rules stated above if it's not in the 5th amendment.In order to prove that "thou shallt talk shit" I have quoted a little of it here. If it's not in the fifth,maybe its in the sixth of something. I reckon its in the genes.
Er, B & BH run around in shorts, sir.
{the low knee-jerk threshold of this group continues to disappoint me)
In message , [email] (Dave Shepherd) wrote:
Much better than the dick-jerking that you do.
And if this group is disappointing, you can leave. We won't miss you.
In a required ass-kicking article, some assmunch [email] (Dave Shepherd) wrote:
Low and behold, pestering of our loyal postman and protecter of keeping damn binaries out of Buttland! I think this calls for anvil-dropping number one!!!
*special thanks to David Lawson and the AAADL*
Allison Buttland Queen of Buttland Buttland http://www.buttland.com
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
[email] (Dave Shepherd) wrote:
That's pretty rough - people expressing viewpoints contrary to your own seems to upset you.
Thanks, but soccer still SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
Sauron ([email]) wrote:
Er, Wrong Sore-on. (Um, I guess that's like a Hard on wearing sandpaper shorts, right? uh huh huh huh..)
This may be a 'fun' newsgroup of a 'fun' TV show, but that doesn't mean any winkle-picker can take a dump on anyone or anything he likes.
Whether it is my opinion that 'soccer rules/sucks' is irrelevant. What IS relevant is that inflammatory or flame baiting messages 'Suck' and so do the moist-wipes who post them. You qualify.
Ah, you mean
"In My Opinion, Soccer SUCKS SUCK <bleat at will>.."Well, Here IS one that's my opinion: Dudes who name themselves after Evil Dark Lords SUCK SUCK SUCK. Lemmeguess, you think you're a real badass, right? so you picked a badass handle.
Well, we're all really impressed at what an anarchistic
little badass you are writing daring and original shit like
{sokker SUX SUX SUX, so ner ner to you}
..in your dreams.Danh, you guys are damn mean. Wait a minute, being mean is cool. Ya, Mean is cool. ahhHuu hhuhuh uhhuh u huhh huh huhu Ya Ya, MEAN MEAN MEAN yeyeyyeye yeyeunheheheyeu
Chris Elsey wrote:
Huh huh huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh uh Ididn't understand uh yeah UNDERSTAND anything you all said uhuhuhuhuhuhuh CONRNHOLIO!!!
In Jason Passmore writes:
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That's right. Supreme executive authority is derived by a mandate from the masses, not from some farcial aquatic ceremony.
[email](Mark Lloyd Siegel) wrote:
err..you mean from Catholic Religious ceremonies, and not from pissing on someone?
Explain yourself, boy.....
Or is he referring to some PSYCHOAQUATIC ceremony? This really bothers me. I'm going to refer this question to ZOOGZ RIFT/THE LIQUID MOAMO. I'm sure Zoogz will know the answer to this. Can you help us, Moamosan?
Barry D. Bohn, Esq. Cyberattorney to the Stars! STERCUS LOTIUM FUTUTIO MAMMAE CUNNUS FELLATRIX OEDIPUS
[email] (Dave Shepherd) wrote:
That's SIR Sore-on to you. Hmmmm.... Shepherd.... I heard sheep herders make the best lovers.
Well, I'm sure glad you're not flaming me, because I'd hate to call you a hypocrite. By the way, have you noticed the title of this thread?
Bleat? (baaaaah)
(blah blah blah about my handle snipped)
David, you need to take things a little less seriously. Instead of trying to be Mr. Mature (and Mr. Hypocrite as well) in this newsgroup, you should realize that everything you read here may not be in total accordance with your 'opinions'. If you don't like the way we REPLY to flames in this group, that is not our problem. Lighten up.
-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
[email] (Dave Shepherd) wrote:
It's a CARTOON, Dave.
Awwwww... What did you expect?
-Sauron Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
Um... hey yea so it is! Wow I'd never noticed that before. Er, but what has that got to do with what they wear? Sorry to be such a dumbass and stuff, but you know how it is on post-Superbowl morning when your clock is 5h > EST..
A better quality of jerk, or something.
In fact something really ought to be done about it. Yeah! I mean, the B&BH newsgroup will start to get a reputation as a bunch of wusses if we don't have top quality assholes posting instead of weenie stuff like 'soccer sucks' or 'F off yankie (sic) twits (sic)'.
dave
[email] (Dave Shepherd) wrote:
Ahhh, this was life before my masturbation post. Since then, the "men' of this group have enjoyed quite the enhanced manual pleasure.
Please refer back to the mentioned post so you too can get a better quality jerk.
SA>>: > Soccer SUCKS, SUCKS, SUCKS, SUCKS! It's a bunch of dorks SA>>: > running around in shorts. I'd rather watch the grass grow.
SA>> Er, B & BH run around in shorts, sir.
SA>It's a CARTOON, Dave.
Uh, yeah, CARTOON! A CARTOON! At least they wear shorts! Porky Pig only had a shirt on and Bugs Bunny was Butt-Naked! SA>>{the low knee-jerk threshold of this group continues to SA>> disappoint me) SA>Awwwww... What did you expect?
SA>-Sauron SA> Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, SA> ash nazg thrakuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul! One Ring to Rule them all One Ring to Find them One Ring to Bring them all And in Darkness bind them.
BTW, they never found the Witch-King's ring!
Perhaps it is from solely my perspective, but apparently something has rendered Mr. Sekscenski incoherent and incapable of communicating in a cogent and relevant manner. Perhaps he was temporarily perceptively challlenged, no?
The Dean
On Tue, 23 Jan 1996 [email] wrote:
Et tu, PB?
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On 25 Jan 1996, Peter R. Johnson wrote:
<asskicking deleted>
I'm a lover, not a fighter.... ;)
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In article , [email] wrote:
Uhhh.... words.. ummm, words... uhhhh....
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
Bill Sekscenski ([email]) wrote: [..]
Could you kindly expand your acronym?
The Dean
Fartknocker Anon ([email]) queafed:
Haven't we already booted your rag-head ass out of here twice already? Are you trying for what H.R.H. Queen Allison of Buttland's countrymen and countrywomyn would call a hat trick? For some reason, I feel sorry for you, so I will offer you a clue. You have encountered PB before, so to speak. If you are not careful, you will encounter again. And I'm quite confident that you won't enjoy it any more this time than you did the other two times.
w75c
In article ,
Way to kick ass there! Whoa! You work for Chrysler? Would you accept my request of you being my chauffer? It wouldn't be hard (uh huh huh), just driving around Buttland to the Maxi-Mart and BurgerWorld and cool places like following Todd's gang and stuff. If you would like to have this cool job, flexible hours, hell, if it ain't a good time for you, don't worry about it! But that would be cool... could I call you James?
Allison Buttland Queen of Buttland Buttland http://www.buttland.com
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
[email] (Allison Buttland) wrote:
A cool ass kicking that might deserve a three-peat, but clipped to save bandwidth.
QA: "Take me to the Maxi-Mart and make it snappy!, James" W75C "Yes, your most royal heinous. Your every wish is my command." QA: "Mmmmmm... remind me later and we might have some like *special* duties for the glory of Buttland for you when we get back to Buttingham Palace or something. This rich Corinthian leather is giving me ideas..." W75C: "Your grace, we have arrived at the Maxi-Mart. Do you want me to roll out the red carpet for you and stuff?" QA: "Uhhh... *No*. That won't be necessary. We require nachos and stuff. Could you like go in and get them.. And a burrito, while you're at it. And some naked-lady air fresheners for the royal limo." W75C: "Yes, your worship" W75C: "Sir Maxi-Mart: The usual, for her ladyship."
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot" van de Graaf