Favorite quotes

All-time best Beavis: B-H says "hey Beavis, you know that (something)" and Beavis says "Yeah. (pause....) I mean, what?" Also: "Fire! Fire!" and "Cook! Cook!"

Best B-H: "Bathe her, and bring her to me."

Best criticism of music video: Journey, "Separate Ways": B-H: "Is this Barry Manilow?" B: "No, Barry Manilow is blond-haired like me." B-H: "Yeah, and he sucks like you too." B: "Yeah. I mean, shut up. Ass-munch." (Video continues.....) B-H: "This is horrible! This guy sucks! And this guy! I mean, just look at him!" (CBS Records must really love this episode.)

[email] (J. Martin Cassady Jr.) writes:

Yes but, (Uhhhh hu huh, I said but) you must mention that the above sentence must be read in a Slavic accent, that is what makes it funny. I think it was taken from some B movie, or somethin'

Also,

BV: Hey Butt-head, I could talk right after I was born, he he hum BH: Whoa, that would be cool, saying stuff to other people BV: Oh, you mean out loud? That's another story Butt-head

MU

One of Butt-head's best (from the episode where they get 'althetic sip-otters':

Bh: Yeah, and enquire about how how the girls want to please big daddy Butt-head.

"Close only counts in horseshoes and like lemonade or something."

-- Butt-head

Just thought I'd jot down a few good lines from B&B, like the one I saw last night.

Beavis: You can touch it for a quarter. Butthead: He means the pass!

Beavis: Hey old dude, there's a duck after you!

UH,UH UH, YEAH, YEAH!!

bh: That's not funny Beavis!

How about:
BH:  Hey Beavis, has a girl ever kissed you. .there?
Bv:   Where?
BH:  Uhhhhhhhh. . .anywhere.
Bv:   Heh heh. .yeah.
BH:  Oh yeah?  Liar!

And this one (I probably won't get it exactly right): BH: It would be cool if, like, we could get girls to do whatever we wanted. Bv: Yeah, yeah! They could over and like, mow the lawn, and do our chores, and stuff! BH: Uhh. How old are you, Beavis?

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Jake O'Shea
Class of '97                   Internet email:  [email]
Dartmouth College

I almost forgot one:

Butthead smacks Beavis face down on the Burger World grill and says: You dumbass! I was about to have a wet dream!

Jake

My personal favorite quote: (Karma Kameleon (sp?) video playing) BH: "Is the video about the future?" Bv: "The future sucks! Change it." BH: "I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I can't change the future." Hugs and kisses, Toby

This one is cool too:

(BnB are watching "Pump Up The Volume" by M.A.R.R.S. A picture of a planet, I think it was Saturn, is shown)

B-H: Isn't that, like, Uranus, or somethin'? Uranus is cool.

B: Yeah, uhuhuhuh, thanks!

Mark.

There was one about England or something:

"Britain, this is somewhere in the English European. This is where everybody talks like a wuss"

...or something

Chris

My personal favorites are:

"It's a poodle, put (set?) it on delicate."

and

"The more things change, the more they suck."

[email] (Christoph Lincke) writes:

Yes, and "These guys are from the country where everything sucks.", while watching an English video.

/Stefan

In article , [email] (Christoph Lincke) wrote:

I don't remember the episode, but Butthead says "Just because one thing is cool doesn't mean something else doesn't suck."

Connie

I have a new fave: (from Final Judgement of Beavis)

St. Peter: And then when you were 4, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner. Beavis: Oh yeah. he he. That was cool. SP: No, that sucked. When you were 5, you and your friend Butthead passed out chocolate laxatives in your Kindergarten class. B: Yeah. Yeah. That was REALLY cool. SP: No Beavis, that also sucked. B: What do you know, Asswipe? SP: I know everything, Buttmunch!

And of course, my other fave is the "I may be cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future" line (Butthead).

Later,

Kent