Now you're entering my...

Ha ha, made you look!

...dreams. Disappointing, isn't it?

So as you know, despite the fact that I'm not regular anymore...as a poster, that is...I just can't stay away for too long. (meh heh "long")

Uh, where was I? Oh yeah, long.

So when it's been too long since I've been here I have to cum back and visit. Well folks, it's been too long and, like, my biological clock was ticking and then I guess the alarm went off because the other night I had this totally weird dream that I was back in high school and King Turd and Cyber Butt--who shall henceforth be known as Cyber Turd, or CT for short--and I were walking somewhere...I guess we were walking home from school, except that doesn't sound like us. Huh huh, sckool. Yeah. Yeah! Then maybe we were gonna do homework! Huh huh. Huh huh huh huh huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

*Five hours later*

Uh, yeah, so like, we were 3 horny teenagers and we were walking around and then like all the sudden CB had a little sister who was visiting from out of town or something and we were going to show her around, and like take her to Disneyland and stuff... Cause, you know, we all live in California... I don't know. It was really short, butt it was really weird. Then I woke up. Romantic, eh? CT was the last thing I was dreaming about before I woke up, awww.

So like, anyway, I promise never to drink a lot of beer and then pass out watching Little House on the Prayer-ee again. Not that I was watching it, it just seems like a good idea.

Course I may have to bend the rules on the beer part. Soon.

Butt, yeah, ur-ine my dreams. Cuz you know that Cyber Turd was just a REPresent-tate'shun of, like, the entire group or something. If I missed it here all I had to do was go to sleep and repeat "there's no place like here, there's no place like here."

True story.

THE AND

whoa cool. you two should like, go to a motel or something. and look at each other naked.

Hey, how's it going? I remember you, too. Just name the time and I'll be there. You bring the bulldozers, I'll bring the beer. None of that non-alcoholic crap for me, thanks. Then we can go around and break things and start fires and stuff. That'll be cool.

On Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:54:52 -0700 (PDT), Jeni wrote:

You know, that's AMAZING!! I had EXACTLY the same dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT was there and Whamee, and we were walking home from school! And like, we went by MaxiMart and I went in to buy a case of beer, because I have a fake ID and KT doesn't huh huh. And I think frog baseball was there too but we had to leave him behind because he got his arm stuck in the vending machine trying to reach a bag of sour cream and salsa pork rinds without paying for them.

And core dump was there, only he was incognito wearing dark glasses and pretending to be Jah-Z because Todd's gang was looking for him so they could kick his ass. So then Laurie and maiden of mayhem joined us and I made KT carry the beer while we walked home, but then when we got to the front door I just took the beer and kicked KT in the nads and left him on the front stoop while the 3 chicks and me went inside to do homework. And I sort of remember that one of the chicks, I can't remember which one, was wearing a bright red tank top and tight jeans and I was trying not to look at her skinny arms and the top 3 inches of her butt crack that you could see above the top of her jeans, and one of the other chicks was wearing a short skirt and she accidentally dropped her pencil on the floor in front of her and she said "hey Cyberbutt sweetie can you please pick that up for me?" and uh... I forget the rest

Wow, that IS amazing! I think we're, like, the same person or something. Uh...or does that make us a hermaphrodite? Except your dream sounds cooler than mine was. Tonight I'm gonna hang out in your dreams, mine are starting to suck. Then we could get a lot of homework done.

Huh huh, "homework"....

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:44:14 -0700 (PDT), Jeni wrote:

Yeah, yeah!! I think we're both psycho!

Um... I dunno, I'm not a doctor, I just play one on tv.

meheheh, yeah... that might rule!

I'll bring plenty of realbeer