Birthday Girl

Jun 26, 1999, 6:01 AM ET19 posts by 9 posters
19 posts
Madam Antonia

My birthday was on the 24th of June. I expect belated birthday wishes from all of you dammit!

DumbassMadam Antonia

Are you old enough to do it now? Em eh hee eh he hee eh hee. I've got a present for you.BOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!! Em eh hee eh heeh hehe.

Dumbass.

D.G. PorterDumbass

YEAH! YEAH! WHAT HE SAID! MMmmmmmmmmmmmboooooiiiiiiioooiiinnnnnnng! Meheheheheh. Antonia gave me a stiffy!

Madam AntoniaD.G. Porter

D.G. Porter wrote in message ...

birthday

I've got a

hehe.

MMmmmmmmmmmmmboooooiiiiiiioooiiinnnnnnng!

I'm seventeen. Is that old enough?

Nacho Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen. Nacho Queen, feel the beat on the tambourine.

I said beat, huh-huh huh-huh...

Come to Antonia

In article , Madam Antonia writes

Uhhh, baby that's perfect... I'm only a year older.

eheh BOOOOOIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

Hamster
DumbassMadam Antonia

Yep - you can do it as soon as you reach your eleventeenth birthday or something.

And then you said come, uhu hu huh huh uh huh.

D.G. PorterMadam Antonia

Hey, baby, ever play a game of "Presidential Intern"? Heh-heh-heh, requirements are: You gotta be young enough to be my daughter, you gotta have something like kneepads (pair of potholders works), you gotta have a thong and a nice round pair of buttcheeks, and I gotta be a dumbass!

"To"?? Meheheheheh!

Wubba JoeMadam Antonia

Madam Antonia wrote:

I think Emerson put it best, when he said: "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

Madam AntoniaWubba Joe

Grobbus wrote in message ...

old

Dammit, I have been since I was eleven! Oh that was not necessary.......

Come to Antonia

D.G. PorterMadam Antonia

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five sdays and doesn't die!"--Mr. Garrison "Oh, that one wasn't real either."--Saddam Hussein

In article , Madam Antonia writes

Uhhh yeah... *way* too much information!

Hamster
Gary M.Madam Antonia

That quote in the "Organization" header was by Winston Churchill after being told that his 'fly' was open. eheheh ROTFL!!! ;)

Whoa! Hope you, like, had a good day or something!!! Happy Birthday! :) Today (the 27th) is mine... I'm now officially Older-than-OLD� ;O

Gary M.

Tom BirdGary M.

In article , Gary M. writes

Whoa... happy old-day, Gary M.! :)

Hamster
Madam AntoniaGary M.

Gary M. wrote in message ...

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Birthday! :)

Gary M. we're both like Cancerous or something. It's like an STD. Which means we did it. Huh-huh huh-huh, we scored.

Come to Antonia

D.G. PorterMadam Antonia

Anytime, baby. BTW, mine was the 10th. I'm like schizofrenetic or something.

Gary M.Madam Antonia

...while wearing our birthday suits! emeheheheh ;-)

the Great CornholioMadam Antonia

Like Happy Birthday or Somethig. Heh,heh,heh,heh,heh

I like got a Birthday Present for you! It's in my Pants. Heh,heh,heh,heh, heh,heh,

Uhhh...Happy Birthday..or..something...didja get blitzed?? I know I will..it's gonna RULE..Rule!! Rule!! heh...

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