This sucks.
Uhhhhh, I'm like, cold? Elec...uhhhhh, eleven... um, no, uhhhhh, the power has gone since like, Friday or something, so like, I had to move out of the house, because I was like, afraid my weiner would be cold. It's like, butt-freezing out.
What sucks worse is that I have to stay in school all day until those fartknockers give me the power back. There's a chick living alone in the next door, and she already moved in to her boyfriend's apartment. How come chicks love buttwipes like that dude? Huh huh huhuhuhu... she's a slut, huhuhuhu huhu huhuhuhuhu......
So like, help! Help me and stuff. Save me or something!
p.s. if any buttknocker touches one of my chicks(cheryl, allison, mary, kathy, diane, and, uhhh... ), i'll beat the bejesus out of him when i come back.