Butts vs. Boobs

Why do Beavis & Butthead like butts better than boobs? Most men I know are boob men. Thankyoudrivethrough.

Hey, that sucks, I don't have any money. Would you put out for some nachos?

Errmmmm, words...er... this sucks!

Beavis and Butt-head are preoccupied with butts in general. And poop. Examples:

"Close Encounters" Epichoad Therapist: "Butt-head, perhaps you see a part of yourself in Mark?" Butt-head: "Yeah. My butt."

And:

"No Service" Epichoad Beavis: "Um, heh heh. Hello can I take your order?" Butt-head: "Yeah, I'd like to order a butt." Beavis: "Would you like fries with that?"

However, they don't necessarily PREFER butts to boobs. Give them a couple of big thingies and you won't hear ANY complaints.

I dont see why Beavis and Butthead like butts better then boobs either.I have a butt,I dont have boobs.If I wanted to see a butt then it is not, for me, a long distance to travel to see one.

I dont see why Beavis and Butthead like butts better then boobs either.I have a butt,I dont have boobs.If I wanted to see a butt then it is not, for me, a long distance to travel to see one.

Don't get frustrated, honey. Buy my videos if you want to see both boobs and ass!

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That's nothing, old man! Courtney Hole and Al-Anus are jest a-waitin for a studly dude like you down in the AOL chatrooms. And don't get no ideas about saying shit piss fuck cunt motherfucker cocksucker tits, either, because Steve Case don't go for none of that noise.

He does have some (mheh) pictures you might find interestin', though

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Speaking of butts, does anyone think they could become the Butt Specialist of Buttland? I mean, doesn't anyone else have questions about butts they would like to ask? I know I do. Like, at what speed do farts come out? Is there a difference between audio-able ones, and like, SBD's? And what is the, like, correct terminology for the crack? And does, like, having a dimple on your butt make you cooler than everyone else? Mehehehehe.... so, any potential Butt Specialists out there, or what?

Allison Buttland Queen of Buttland Buttland http://www.buttland.com

"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."

i would like to apply. I mean, I dont know any of those facts, but I have this intense and unabating LOVE for butts. Ahhh... bask in the glory. butts are art.

juan

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Frankly I think they must Shoot Out Fast cause I never blew my Bunghole out from a delayed action Fart.

Jon Doe

GET REAL. WE ALL KNOW THAT BOOBS ARE BETTER THAN BUTTS.

Alex Strumpf writes:

Uh huh huh... I don't know, but I'm sure people would pay big bucks to see it.

Yea, we could put it on Pay Per View, and make a million bucks!!! "Butt&Boob Battle '96!!"... And like during the intermissions, we could have monster trucks, and explosions... And like charge Beer companies 6 million bucks to run commericals! And then when could make calendars and posters to sell! "The Offical Girls of Butt&Boob Battle '96 Calendar!".. "Meet the Butt&Boob Calendar Girls!" "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!"...

And because you were soo cool to give me the idea, Laura... I designate you the first _official_ Butt&Boob Battle '96 Calendar Girl!!

Steve

Alex Strumpf ([email]) wrote:

I dunno, but either one could kick Axel's ass.

:-) paul :-)