Best Damm Video Quotes

Sorry that should read:

Best Damm __Music__ Video quotes. Come on folks lets hear a few.

thank you, drive thru...

-Jed-

Tero Juhani Karvinen ([email]) wrote:

Danny Osmond: <A song that sucks>

"Did you know his father, Lee Harvey Osmond, killed one of the presidents?"

and

"I hate this moron music."

Thank you, drive through, Patrik

In article ,

BH: "It's MORMON music, dumbass!"

-Berni

In article ,

Uh, dude, like I remember him saying moron music, not mormon. What would be funny about him saying it's Mormon music, when that's what the Osmonds are?

Fred

A favourite video quote of mine is when midi, maxi and efti were on and bevis suggests that the rap should be quicker and butt-head replys 'It should be faster but it should'nt suck'

On 23 Mar 1995, Mark John Milton wrote:

Yeahuhhuhuhhuh yeahuhhuhuhuhyeah! (whew!)

In a previous article, [email] (Ted Barret) says:

"The more things change, the more they suck."

In article , [email] (David Rohlen) writes...

"Hey it's that Jeremy dude!"

(watching "What I am" by Edie Brickell):

"Didn't this chick marry that guy from Africa who used to be in the Beatles?"

(watching "Today" by Smashing Pumpkins):

"He thinks it's the greatest day 'cuz he just stole an ice cream truck."

"This group should get together with the Spin Doctors and paint something."

(watching "Whoop! There it is" by Tag Team)

"This is a good video, uh, if you want to learn to read."

(a lot of stuff):

"What is this crap?"

BIER, LAURENCE writes:

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	Beavis: Heh-heh. She's pinching a loaf!
	Butthead: That's disgusting!

In the epichoad where they're in the gym, the big guy says: "spot for me, stick boy." to Butthead who just walks away. later the guy gets the bar-bell off his throat, and comes back to Butthead and says: "I thought I asked you to spot for me!" and Butthead replies: "Uhh.. there you are."

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Without question, my favorite B&B video sequence:

"Butt Town" by Iggy Pop!

refrain: "When you live in Butt Town... you've gotta get down."

BV: Hey Butthead, where IS "Butt Town?"

BH: I don't know, but I'm gonna find a map and go there.

(later...)

BH: This song has the coolest lyrics EVER!

__________ Chris Greene [email]

"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk drive?"

Uh...I kinda like it when they suggest that Lou Reed ought to be in GWAR. That's pretty damn funny.

Or something...

Mistress Lily

OoOoOOooOooOoOOOOoOoOOoOOooOooOo My Lips may Promise but my Heart is a Whore OoOOoOOoOOooOooOooOoOooOoOOOOoOo "You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to Hell and i'd go.......and send you a letter from there" OoOoOOoOoOOoOoOOoOOoOoOOoOooOOoOO

On Mon, 20 Mar 1995, Mistress Lily wrote:

"All the Sex Slaves sing, 'Dooo doo dooo doo dooo doo doo doo dooo dooo...'"

Bill Sekscenski     \\   "I didn't fire (Gen. Douglas MacArthur) because
Columbia University  \\   he was a dumb son of a bitch, although he was,
                          but that's not against the law for generals.
                          If it was, half to three-quarters of them would
                          be in jail."
                                          -- Harry S Truman

IMHO, the best video line is during a "Vanilla Ice" number when they don't say anything at all, just look at each other in disgust.

Beavis : AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! CHANGE IT!!! CHANGE IT!!! CHANGE IT!!!